Malapropisms that annoy you

[hellbndr23]

MSDS Sheet

Material safety data sheet sheet

[Sabine]

A guy I work with was telling me how bad his boat "Chime Walks".

Some city employees stopped while I was in the yard to tell me they may be replacing some "Cubberts" down the road to help with drainage.

[txpitdog]

Tooken instead of taken. Can't stand that

Hey now, that's just proper SE Texas English. Just like "tumped".

"What happened?"

"I dunno, I had just tooken the wagon out the garage, and 'fore I knowed it, it just tumped right over."

[NYBowman]

Kinda like "you too"

Brian Regan: Being dropped off at the airport by taxi driver, steps out, hands the driver the fare.

Driver says, " have a nice flight"

Brian Regan: "you too"

Or when you get your ticket from the person at the theater.
employee, "enjoy the movie"
me, "Thanks, you too." dohhh

[Let's go Brandon!]

Or when you get your ticket from the person at the theater.
employee, "enjoy the movie"
me, "Thanks, you too." dohhh

[dragonsdaddy]

if the word like were to be expunged from our lexicon, the world would be a better place.

[Let's go Brandon!]

if the word like were to be expunged from our lexicon, the world would be a better place.

"like"... it's not a comma

[ezypikns]

Next Thread.

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I thought this was a thread about a color phase of a cougar.

[kck]

Don't know if "hot water heater" has been mentioned. Is there a reason to heat hot water more?...was to lazy to read through em all...

[Hart8]

Ha!

Or when you get your ticket from the person at the theater.
employee, "enjoy the movie"
me, "Thanks, you too." dohhh

At the grocery store a couple of weeks ago...
Young lady behind the counter: "Happy Father's Day"
My dumb arse:" you too"!
Doh!

[Mark44]

Kinda like "you too"

Brian Regan: Being dropped off at the airport by taxi driver, steps out, hands the driver the fare.

Driver says, " have a nice flight"

Brian Regan: "you too"

greatest comedian going...

[dc1986]

Calling a bow a "ride" is really high on the list.People trying to sound cool when they couldn't find cool with a map."Allsome" when they really mean awesome."Sale" when they really mean "sell"."Advise" when they really need "advice".I guess those are my top ones.

[systemnt]

your subject line gives me a headache.

[Heckmonkey]

When Igneous or Sedimentary Rock turns into some form of Gneiss! I hate that! Oh wait thats Metamorphism.

Sorry I dont know? Where were we?

[elf feet]

"Old wise tale", as opposed to an "old wive's tale"

This one really gets me.