Tequila Christmas Cake

[jerp]

Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1/2 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt (sea salt is preferred)
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon or lime juice
4 large eggs
1/2 cup walnuts
1 cup of dried fruit (raisens, craisens, apricots, etc.)
Tequila (the Gold variety yields best results)

Directions:
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the #!@&! fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next , sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[wbhinton]

Thaz my kinda cake! I think I might could make one.... sounds similar to smokin meat cept sub tequila for beer and mixer thingy for fire

[BowTechAssassin]

Sittin' here reading all the receipies with my wife, we both laughed out loud. That's some funny #^*# I love it, may try it for New Years? Sounds delish.