Strange random thoughts.. do you have them?

[Big Lee]

This just came up at supper.

What happened to eboli, bird and swine flu?

Corona......

[Abcdj]

Why I woke up at 5:30on Saturday morning when I have nothing planned today? Looked at TBH?? And this random thread was 3rd on the list again ???

[eaglegolfj]

If a turtle does not have a shell is he homeless or naked.

[eaglegolfj]

My grandfather told me once, son there are three things you lose when you get older
1st is your memory
gosh dang-it I can not remember the other 2

[Big Lee]

Why I woke up at 5:30on Saturday morning when I have nothing planned today? Looked at TBH?? And this random thread was 3rd on the list again ???

Some idiot dug it out of the archives.

[Abcdj]

Some idiot dug it out of the archives.

Well timing is everything
With all the spare time for some folks these days we might get 2-3 more pages of strange weird randomness

[JLivi1224]

Is soy milk just regular milk really introducing itself in Spanish?

I realize this comment is old, but this **** is funny!!!

[Grndchecker]

When I was a kid riding in the car on a trip and we went over a bridge next to the coast. I said look at all that water.
My dad replied, and that's just the top of it.
Wow

[Abcdj]

On a recent trip to Colorado and back thru cattle country. Also from many past experiences too. Why do semi's that are cattle haulers pay absolutely no attention to the speed limit ?Are they exempt from getting tickets?

[scjeeptx]

TMI, man.

Holy Lord that was funny

[jmac24]

If an unstoppable object hits an immovable object, what happens?

[Chew]

If an unstoppable object hits an immovable object, what happens?

[AtTheWall]

That's one hella fart Chew - SON!

[Goldeneagle]

That's one hella fart Chew - SON!

Looks like one of your sushi dishes Rob!

[CEO]

I always wonder how many people have been buried where my house currently sits. Not just since I've lived there, all time.