In the dog house

[rut-ro]

Wife and I went out to dinner. Upon arrival the hostest ask if we are celebrating anything special. The first thing that comes out of my mouth was " we are celebrating her getting out of prison 2 years early". I got the death stare and a quiet meal. She informed me it was not funny. I then informed her, it was not funny to her but to me and the hostest it was hilarious

at least the couch is comfortable

[wdtorque]

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[slicktree]

Wife and I went out a month ago and had a few drinks. For some reason our waitress asked if we were doing Dutch (my wife is polish) I said no shes polish I'll do her later. Long story short didn't do her later

[Mexico]

[Catfish270]

Your screen name is appropriate in this case. I think it’s funny.

[TB80]

We went out to dinner several years ago to celebrate my wife’s birthday while she was five months pregnant. The hostess asked if she was having twins. She wasn’t. I was ticked off as it pretty much ruined the dinner.

[kruppa24]

Your screen name is appropriate in this case. I think it’s funny.

Beat me to it

[El Forajido]

That is something I would do. That is F'n hilarious Rut-Ro!

[Kingfisher789]

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[red]

i now know how your screen name was achieved

[justletmein]

lmao good stuff

[HoustonHunter]

In the dog house

Thought for a moment you were going to be the guy whose wife said no to tracking the buck.

[rut-ro]

I will say she is a good sport. She just started laughing about it.

[Stuck]

While we’re dating they love our wit and sense of humor, after 20 yrs, they don’t seem to laugh as much.

[Lawhunter]

This is pretty funny