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Triple 7 · 11-06-2009, 03:26 PM

I was just wondering what the best opening weekend prank that you have ever had pulled on you, or you pulled on someone else. A few years ago my brothers photo shopped some pictures that made it look like I was in a provacative situation with a goat. The title was that the Menard County Sicko strikes again. They put a copy in every stand, camper and tree on the place. We went to town to eat and they left some copies on the restaurant tables. Every time that I went to the lease that year there was another picture. I still have not gotten them back, but it drives them crazy wondering when I will strike.

whitetailslayer · 11-06-2009, 03:29 PM

Gettin' the young'ens to catch snipe with a trash bag and a flashlight. Yes...I did it too.

Hillary · 11-06-2009, 03:31 PM

Something along the lines of nailing up mounted deer heads in the middle of the night, making it look like they were coming out of the brush.

When the sun came up, I can only imagine how he felt

(Hi brotherrrr!!)

codfish · 11-06-2009, 03:32 PM

Awesome

Varmicon_qa · 11-06-2009, 03:34 PM

We unloaded the magazine in on of the guy's gun when he was getting situated in his blind. He also had a shell holder on his rifle stock and that was emptied and filled with empties...He was a little ticked but gosh was it funny!!! Oh and by the way, he orchestrated many a prank on me so it was payback time

aaronm · 11-06-2009, 03:39 PM

fake snakes in the blind never fails...

APEX127 · 11-06-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by aaronm

fake snakes in the blind never fails...

Tie a piece of string about a foot long around the neck of the snake then tape the string to the underside of of the outhouse lid , works Great!!!

hotdog · 11-06-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by aaronm

fake snakes in the blind never fails...

x2:d

HOYTPRO2001 · 11-06-2009, 04:48 PM

Coil up a rope about 3/4" dia in a blind or tie it to the door. Painnt it different colors for a louder scream. Works everytime!!!!! LMAO

Sticks&Strings · 11-06-2009, 05:51 PM

Take their boots, dunk them in water and then off to the freezer over night. Makes for a cold hunt on opening morning.

James · 11-06-2009, 06:01 PM

run in front of their trail cameras wearing a Sasquach costume in the middle of the night

lilcubancoon · 11-06-2009, 06:03 PM

Nice man

engnman · 11-06-2009, 06:07 PM

Put a baby pig in the sleeping bag of a guy. Pig thought mom was home,but the tent came down!!

bigjohntex · 11-06-2009, 06:41 PM

Pull all the knocks of their arrows!

tpost · 11-06-2009, 06:42 PM

We had a mountain lion scream on cd and it had a 10 minutes of silence before it played....Scared the hell out of our buddy right before he got to his stand....We felt really bad because he didnt see a deer that morning and the other two of us killed bucks

tatdaddy · 11-06-2009, 06:47 PM

we snuck out and screwed the windows shut on my buddys blind once

Boarwhisperer · 11-06-2009, 06:47 PM

Did this last spring. Paid a company in advance for a load of crusher dust. Told them to "drop it on the blue tarp in my yard"........gave them my brothers address and put a blue tarp in his yard. Greatness

Boarwhisperer · 11-06-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tatdaddy

we snuck out and screwed the windows shut on my buddys blind once

Years ago....we got a bit drunk one night and shot a buddy's gun without him knowing. Put a fresh cap on it and let him go hunting. Forgot about it until he snapped on a huge buck 2 days later.......man was he ******

Lockpro · 11-06-2009, 07:34 PM

Take a Gofer snake and dump him in the ice chest for an hour. Then take the sleeping reptile and place in an open cotton bag and stuff into the bottom of the victims sleeping bag. Once he warms, he will move.

DO NOT be in the same county when this happens!

Lung Shooter · 11-06-2009, 07:46 PM

Sneak out to his feeder and tape of picture of some naked dude to it, so he has to sit and look at it all day long....can't get much better then that

BigL · 11-06-2009, 10:05 PM

Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time.

Cuz · 11-06-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BigL

Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time.

That sounds like greatness!!! I have just the candidate! Thanks

gwaldrop59 · 11-06-2009, 10:33 PM

I'm not going hunting with you folks!!!!! LMAO

Baconater · 11-06-2009, 10:37 PM

Exlax in your partner's coffee the morning before he heads off to the stand. He'll never know it's there and you can play dumb when he comes back talkin about his "stomach flu". Vicious yes, but a hell of a lot of fun.

rar15usa1 · 11-06-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BigL

Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time.

This is so so wrong!!! I did almost the same thing to my brother. I still cant stop myself from laughing when i think of how p***** he was when he got back.

geauxgruene · 11-06-2009, 10:47 PM

spark plug wire off their 4 wheeler, truck, etc.

bloodtrail · 11-06-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Baconater

Exlax in your partner's coffee the morning before he heads off to the stand. He'll never know it's there and you can play dumb when he comes back talkin about his "stomach flu". Vicious yes, but a hell of a lot of fun.

Wonder if you can taste Viagra in coffee??

az2tx · 11-07-2009, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bloodtrail

Wonder if you can taste Viagra in coffee??

you might want to give that idea some serious thought before you did it, he may get the last laugh

kramer · 11-07-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Baconater

Exlax in your partner's coffee the morning before he heads off to the stand. He'll never know it's there and you can play dumb when he comes back talkin about his "stomach flu". Vicious yes, but a hell of a lot of fun.

Couple drops drop of visine in a cup of coffee will have the same effect, takes about 30 minutes. Worked at a golf course in college and there was this one guy that was an *** to the waitresses in the restaurant so about once a month they would hit him with the visine in his coffee. You could set your watch by him driving back up the 1st fairway and running into the locker room.

A good ole short sheeting at the cabin always gets a chuckle.

Tied a rubber snake to the door handle of my buddies truck with fishing line, coiled the snake up just below the seat. He opened the door and the snake lunged out at him. I think he is still running......

bullsprig101 · 11-07-2009, 10:34 AM

took a laying down deer decoy put a big rack on it from the year before covered it with a does skin from early bow season hid it in a bush about 200 yards from a friends stand.... he shot it 21 times with a weatherby 300 and kept talking to us on the radio saying it was just laying there with its head moving....lol.......turned out he hit it 18 out of 21 shots lol

RobinHood · 11-07-2009, 10:43 AM

Get one of those loud wind up alarm clocks and set it for about 15 min after prime time. Put it up somewhere by his stand where he can't reach it.

airbornehuntress · 11-07-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by James

run in front of their trail cameras wearing a Sasquach costume in the middle of the night

hahaha thats a good one!

rdwhunter · 11-07-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigL

Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time.

Thanks. I am still crying. True greatness! I will have to change a few clocks but it will be priceless.

shunter14 · 11-07-2009, 03:09 PM

dang yall got some good ones on here!

systemnt · 11-07-2009, 04:22 PM

Replace all the broadheads in their quivers with suction cups

BigL · 11-07-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Baconater

Exlax in your partner's coffee the morning before he heads off to the stand. He'll never know it's there and you can play dumb when he comes back talkin about his "stomach flu". Vicious yes, but a hell of a lot of fun.

I like to put ex-lax in a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper. I don't drink it and it disolves in the drink and they never know it was spiked.

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Originally Posted by bloodtrail

Wonder if you can taste Viagra in coffee??

A friend of mine said that he replaced his room mates Aleve with Viagra. They would go out drinking a lot and the next day when hung over the room mate would pop some Aleve before heading to work. Luckily the day he popped the Viagra, he had "company" from the club. I think he ended up calling in sick that day and let the medicine do it's job...

Bowtech32 · 11-07-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BigL

Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time.

thats why my clock is the type that you cant change, it gets the time from a host....

BOHTR · 11-07-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RobinHood

Get one of those loud wind up alarm clocks and set it for about 15 min after prime time. Put it up somewhere by his stand where he can't reach it.

I did a variation of this.........After a lease buddy left me several pics of the "moon" on my trail cam........i decided it was time for some revenge. I went and bought 6 wind up alarm clocks with the loud bells for alarms. I wound them up......set the alarm for about 15 min. after sun up on the first one.........and then set the rest so they would all go off 15 min. apart. Snuck out the night before rifle opener and set them out all around his stand.needless to say........he wasn't happy.........but I haven't goten any more "moon" pics either.

sharkhunter · 11-07-2009, 08:55 PM

Two brothers I grewup with were always playing pranks on each other. The older one painter all his bothers nails with nail polish once he went to sleep and then filled his boots with whipped cream.. It took three of us to seperate them the next morning. Little brother did not think it was funny at all.. Oh and he did something with a sausage but this is a family forum...

windwalker · 11-07-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by systemnt

Replace all the broadheads in their quivers with suction cups

Thats funnny right there

Team Porkchop · 11-07-2009, 09:52 PM

These are some great pranks!

Team Porkchop · 11-07-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BigL

Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time.

I can honestly say, I would not be a happy camper, but this is pretty good!!!

aaronm · 11-08-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lung Shooter

Sneak out to his feeder and tape of picture of some naked dude to it, so he has to sit and look at it all day long....can't get much better then that

That is hilarious!

Triple 7 · 11-08-2009, 05:09 PM

We placed a bunch of beer cans and soup cans around my brothers stand and tied a dog chain to a tree with a water and food bowl. It made it look like someone was living there.

A&M 90 · 11-08-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple 7

We placed a bunch of beer cans and soup cans around my brothers stand and tied a dog chain to a tree with a water and food bowl. It made it look like someone was living there.

Funny stuff!

Porterhouse · 11-08-2009, 11:15 PM

some of these a just plain mean......and I can't wait to try them

stuntriderant · 11-08-2009, 11:55 PM

Wow!!!

Vegas77 · 11-09-2009, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tpost

We had a mountain lion scream on cd and it had a 10 minutes of silence before it played....Scared the hell out of our buddy right before he got to his stand....

Thats a good one.

Vegas77 · 11-09-2009, 03:07 AM

We put a partially open can of tuna in oil in a guys ground blind. Raccoons did a number in side the blind. Didn't damage it just tore up his rug and knocked over the chairs. Smelled real bad too. It was well deserved pay back. He did get a buck the next day.

They got me with about 500 crickets (bought from Petsmart) in an elevated box blind. That was dang funny.

shaow · 11-09-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lung Shooter

Sneak out to his feeder and tape of picture of some naked dude to it, so he has to sit and look at it all day long....can't get much better then that

now that is a good one
going to try it next weekend

11-06-2009, 03:26 PM	#1
Triple 7 Eight Point Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Nacogdoches, TX Hunt In: County Roads at night	Best Opening weekend prank I was just wondering what the best opening weekend prank that you have ever had pulled on you, or you pulled on someone else. A few years ago my brothers photo shopped some pictures that made it look like I was in a provacative situation with a goat. The title was that the Menard County Sicko strikes again. They put a copy in every stand, camper and tree on the place. We went to town to eat and they left some copies on the restaurant tables. Every time that I went to the lease that year there was another picture. I still have not gotten them back, but it drives them crazy wondering when I will strike. __________________ Proverbs 3:6-"In all ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight."

11-06-2009, 03:34 PM	#5
Varmicon_qa Four Point Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Rio Grande Valley Hunt In: Starr County	We unloaded the magazine in on of the guy's gun when he was getting situated in his blind. He also had a shell holder on his rifle stock and that was emptied and filled with empties...He was a little ticked but gosh was it funny!!! Oh and by the way, he orchestrated many a prank on me so it was payback time __________________ 10' PSE Vendetta XS 08' Mathews Drenalin 10' PSE Chaos (Wife's) 09' Diamond Razor's Edge (Wife's) 08' Reflex Prohawk (Son's)

11-06-2009, 04:48 PM	#9
HOYTPRO2001 Six Point Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central Texas, Hamilton co.	Coil up a rope about 3/4" dia in a blind or tie it to the door. Painnt it different colors for a louder scream. Works everytime!!!!! LMAO __________________ AIM FOR THE HEAD, David R. West, Hoyt Pro Staff Easton Pro Staff Muzzy 100 3 blade, Scott release aids, SGT.-United States MARINE CORP '85-'90

11-06-2009, 05:51 PM	#10
Sticks&Strings Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Woodlands, TX/ Kinney& sometimes Leon	Take their boots, dunk them in water and then off to the freezer over night. Makes for a cold hunt on opening morning. __________________ Brett Chamberlain LH Elite GT500, Carbon Impact Arrows, Tight Points, Natural Predator, Limbdriver rest

11-06-2009, 06:03 PM	#12
lilcubancoon Nubbin' Buck Join Date: Oct 2008	Nice man __________________ Size'um up, shoot'um down...with a Muzzy!!!!

11-06-2009, 03:29 PM	#2
whitetailslayer Eight Point Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Kerrville Hunt In: All over Texas	Gettin' the young'ens to catch snipe with a trash bag and a flashlight. Yes...I did it too.

11-06-2009, 03:32 PM	#4
codfish Six Point Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Midland, Tx	Awesome

11-06-2009, 03:39 PM	#6
aaronm Ten Point Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Bruanfels Hunt In: Duval County	fake snakes in the blind never fails...

11-06-2009, 06:01 PM	#11
James Six Point Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: College Station, TX	run in front of their trail cameras wearing a Sasquach costume in the middle of the night

11-06-2009, 06:07 PM	#13
engnman Four Point Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Grandview,Tx. Hunt In: Panhandle,South Texas,N.M , Kansas.	Put a baby pig in the sleeping bag of a guy. Pig thought mom was home,but the tent came down!! __________________ Played golf today and hit two good balls.I stepped on a rake!

11-06-2009, 06:41 PM	#14
bigjohntex Eight Point Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: east texas Hunt In: Kaufman, Van Zandt	Pull all the knocks of their arrows! __________________ The best times I have ever spent in the woods were with my wife and children.

11-06-2009, 06:42 PM	#15
tpost Six Point Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alto, TX Hunt In: Houston,Cherokee,Anderson counties	We had a mountain lion scream on cd and it had a 10 minutes of silence before it played....Scared the hell out of our buddy right before he got to his stand....We felt really bad because he didnt see a deer that morning and the other two of us killed bucks __________________ Never be afraid to die....No one makes it out of life alive anyway

11-06-2009, 06:47 PM	#16
tatdaddy Four Point Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Garland	we snuck out and screwed the windows shut on my buddys blind once __________________ payton womack -- hunt hard hunt right hunt all the time!

11-06-2009, 06:47 PM	#17
Boarwhisperer Ten Point Join Date: May 2009 Location: Paris, AR Hunt In: AR, TX, Buffalo Co Wis, McHenry Co Ill	Did this last spring. Paid a company in advance for a load of crusher dust. Told them to "drop it on the blue tarp in my yard"........gave them my brothers address and put a blue tarp in his yard. Greatness

11-06-2009, 07:34 PM	#19
Lockpro Six Point Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Benicia, Ca. Hunt In: Texas, Md. Ca.	Take a Gofer snake and dump him in the ice chest for an hour. Then take the sleeping reptile and place in an open cotton bag and stuff into the bottom of the victims sleeping bag. Once he warms, he will move. DO NOT be in the same county when this happens! __________________ A man spends the first half of his life trying to figure women out, and the second half trying to forget what he's learned...

11-06-2009, 07:46 PM	#20
Lung Shooter Four Point Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Abilene Hunt In: Runnels county	Sneak out to his feeder and tape of picture of some naked dude to it, so he has to sit and look at it all day long....can't get much better then that

11-06-2009, 10:05 PM	#21
BigL Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Georgetown Hunt In: Burnet	Change the time on their watch & alarm to where it's 3-4 fast (shows 5am when it's really 1am). Get up with them, get dressed, etc. Once everyone goes off to their stand come back and go back to sleep until the correct time. Sure makes for a long sit in the blind in the dark for 3+ hours wondering when the sun will rise since it will already be past 7am on their watch. They won't leave either not knowing the real time. __________________ I like my whiskey old, my women young, and my beer ice cold - Kevin Fowler

11-06-2009, 10:33 PM	#23
gwaldrop59 Six Point Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Keller, Texas Hunt In: Anywhere	I'm not going hunting with you folks!!!!! LMAO

11-06-2009, 10:37 PM	#24
Baconater Nubbin' Buck Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lat 33.48.35 Lon -98.23.57 Hunt In: Granger/Matador	Exlax in your partner's coffee the morning before he heads off to the stand. He'll never know it's there and you can play dumb when he comes back talkin about his "stomach flu". Vicious yes, but a hell of a lot of fun. __________________ Waffle House Pro Staff

11-06-2009, 10:47 PM	#26
geauxgruene Four Point Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Comal County, TX Hunt In: NE Atascosa Co	spark plug wire off their 4 wheeler, truck, etc.

11-07-2009, 10:34 AM	#30
bullsprig101 Four Point Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: lovelady Hunt In: lovelady	took a laying down deer decoy put a big rack on it from the year before covered it with a does skin from early bow season hid it in a bush about 200 yards from a friends stand.... he shot it 21 times with a weatherby 300 and kept talking to us on the radio saying it was just laying there with its head moving....lol.......turned out he hit it 18 out of 21 shots lol

11-07-2009, 10:43 AM	#31
RobinHood Ten Point Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hallettsville, Lavaca Co. Hunt In: Lavaca, Fayette Counties	Get one of those loud wind up alarm clocks and set it for about 15 min after prime time. Put it up somewhere by his stand where he can't reach it. __________________ A wise man once said something, but it was too deep for me to pay attention to Mathews DXT Gold Tips tipped with Rage 2 or Muzzy 3 blade

11-07-2009, 03:09 PM	#34
shunter14 Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: San Antonio, Tx Hunt In: Duval, McMullen	dang yall got some good ones on here!

11-07-2009, 04:22 PM	#35
systemnt Eight Point Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Spring Hunt In: Polk County	Replace all the broadheads in their quivers with suction cups __________________ I'll keep my Guns and My Freedom. You can keep the CHANGE.

11-07-2009, 08:55 PM	#39
sharkhunter Ten Point Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Seabrook,TX Hunt In: Conroe	Two brothers I grewup with were always playing pranks on each other. The older one painter all his bothers nails with nail polish once he went to sleep and then filled his boots with whipped cream.. It took three of us to seperate them the next morning. Little brother did not think it was funny at all.. Oh and he did something with a sausage but this is a family forum... __________________ " God bless the USA and curse those against her" ~ ME " I hate all those wiener pill/vacuum commercials on the hunting channels"

11-07-2009, 09:52 PM	#41
Team Porkchop Four Point Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pearland, TX Hunt In: Jackson co.	These are some great pranks! Last edited by Team Porkchop; 11-07-2009 at 09:58 PM..

11-08-2009, 05:09 PM	#44
Triple 7 Eight Point Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Nacogdoches, TX Hunt In: County Roads at night	We placed a bunch of beer cans and soup cans around my brothers stand and tied a dog chain to a tree with a water and food bowl. It made it look like someone was living there. __________________ Proverbs 3:6-"In all ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight."

11-08-2009, 11:15 PM	#46
Porterhouse Eight Point Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Humble Hunt In: Presently Shopping for a Lease	some of these a just plain mean......and I can't wait to try them

11-08-2009, 11:55 PM	#47
stuntriderant Ten Point Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Elroy/del valle/austin Hunt In: Mustang ridge, Caldwell county, del valle	Wow!!!

11-09-2009, 03:07 AM	#49
Vegas77 Eight Point Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Denton Hunt In: San Antonio, Grayson Co.	We put a partially open can of tuna in oil in a guys ground blind. Raccoons did a number in side the blind. Didn't damage it just tore up his rug and knocked over the chairs. Smelled real bad too. It was well deserved pay back. He did get a buck the next day. They got me with about 500 crickets (bought from Petsmart) in an elevated box blind. That was dang funny.

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