"Wildcat in the Outhouse", by Claude Ballz.
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Two friends playing golf.
1 Said, man, you gotta get you some of these balls.
2. Whats so special about that ball?
1. You can't lose them!! Hit it into the water it floats to the top. Hit it into the tall grass it beeps. Hit it into the dark woods it lights up.
2. Man, that's great. I do need to get some of those. Where did you get them?
1. I found it
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An Aggie enlists in the army and after basic training he is sent off to war.
When they arrive everyone is issued a riffle but him and when mentions it to his sergeant he is handed a long stick and is told to yell bangity bang.
Then everyone is issued grenades except him and when he mentions it he is given a handful of rocks and is told to throw them an yell boomity boom.
Then everyone is issued a knife except him and when he mentions it he is given a stick and told to yell stabity stab.
When they get in their first skirmish the Aggie holds up his long stick and yells bangity bang, bangity bang and to his amazement the enemy falls over dead. A few minutes later several of the enemy are approaching and the Aggie throws one of his rocks and yells boomity boom, boomity boom and again to his amazement they all fall dead. Later he is engaged in hand to hand combat and uses his stick yelling stabity stab, stabity stab and the enemy is killed.
Finally, a lone enemy is approaching and he holds up his long stick and yells bangity bang, bangity bang but nothing happens. He throws one of his rocks and yells boomity boom, boomity boom but the enemy continues to approach undeterred. The Aggie grabs his stick and begins poking the enemy yelling stabity stab, stabity stab but is unable to kill him, the enemy ran over the Aggie yelling tankity tank, tankity tank.
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A man and a blonde were sitting at a bar in an airport watching the 10 o'clock news when a story of a women on a bridge contemplating suicides came on.
The man turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $20 she jumps", the blonde said, "your on".
When the woman jumped off the bridge the man said, "I'm sorry I can't take your money, I saw this story on the 6 o'clock news". The blonde said, "no, a bet is a bet, I saw it to but I didn't think she would jump again".
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Originally posted by Huntsman27 View PostAn Aggie enlists in the army and after basic training he is sent off to war.
When they arrive everyone is issued a riffle but him and when mentions it to his sergeant he is handed a long stick and is told to yell bangity bang.
Then everyone is issued grenades except him and when he mentions it he is given a handful of rocks and is told to throw them an yell boomity boom.
Then everyone is issued a knife except him and when he mentions it he is given a stick and told to yell stabity stab.
When they get in their first skirmish the Aggie holds up his long stick and yells bangity bang, bangity bang and to his amazement the enemy falls over dead. A few minutes later several of the enemy are approaching and the Aggie throws one of his rocks and yells boomity boom, boomity boom and again to his amazement they all fall dead. Later he is engaged in hand to hand combat and uses his stick yelling stabity stab, stabity stab and the enemy is killed.
Finally, a lone enemy is approaching and he holds up his long stick and yells bangity bang, bangity bang but nothing happens. He throws one of his rocks and yells boomity boom, boomity boom but the enemy continues to approach undeterred. The Aggie grabs his stick and begins poking the enemy yelling stabity stab, stabity stab but is unable to kill him, the enemy ran over the Aggie yelling tankity tank, tankity tank.
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