A strong work ethic and to be nice to people. If you always work your butt off and treat people right the rest will fall in place.
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Originally posted by Hooverfb View PostWhat the bible says a man ought to do. Seek justice. Love mercy. Walk humbly with God. If I can teach my son to do these things disciplined, I'll be proud as can be.
Falls along the lines of "DO RIGHT, AND FEAR NO MAN".
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Originally posted by curtintex View PostI try to teach our girls the important things:
-Wheat bread is for the weak.
-Everyone needs to learn to drive a stick shift.
-Dumplings aren't made from tortillas or biscuits, they're rolled out from flour like God intended.
-Learn to tie a Trilene knot on your fishing gear.
-Compassion is effective.
-Violence is effective.
-Dogs under 30lbs are cats.
-Be friendly to everyone but trust nobody.
-Cornbread shouldn't be sweet....that's cake.
-Soccer is stupid.
-A 2x4 is 1-1/2"x3-1/2". Deal with it.
-Trust in God for all things.
-Count on mankind to let you down.
-Slot machines are stupid.
-You can't choke on a lifesaver. They have a breathing hole built in.
-Demand obedience from your dogs and your children.
-Change your oil on time.
-It doesn't matter how long a cooler will hold ice if it weighs more than your truck.
-Never bring home a guy with a man-bun or sagging britches.
-If you have to DEMAND respect, you haven't earned it.
-The DH is a bunch of BS.
-Tennis is just PingPong while standing on the table.
-It's OK to be a girl, but it's not ok to throw like one, shoot like one or fight like one.
-PMS is made up and will not be recognized in our home.
-Nobody "owns" a cat. You can't own satan's spawn.
-Marry a good man and be a good wife.
-Scrambled eggs are just lazy, unless they're in a taco. Fry them properly.
-Don't schedule meetings on Fridays.
-It's pronounced Waterburger
There are more, but these are the really important ones.
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