Wife says I need stitches. I think it'll be fine. What say you?

[GA Bowhunter]

Soak the cut in some warm stagnant water from an old puddle or a small pond. Preferably a pond on a cattle operation or near a dog kennel.

The microbes and bacteria will clean the wound and you body's reaction will create antibodies to fight infection.

The downside is you may catch flesh eating bacteria and be dead in 48-72 hours.

Good luck.

[GA Bowhunter]

You need to reassess some life choices if you've had multiple cuts on your ****.

That's not normal? Ain't ya'll ever been drunk at the bar and met a cute young lady wearing braces?
Thrown in a 1 ton truck and a gravel back road and there you are...

[texasdeerhunter]

Superglue is magic! It'll only burn for a minute.

That burn from the superglue is a special kind of burn lol. But after it stops burning, it’ll heal up

[Keith]

Like my dad used to tell me "I've had worse cuts that that on my eye ball".

[cpatterson]

No sir! Just wrap some electrical tape around it and carry on

electrical tape and paper towels are my go to

[curtintex]

You'll be fine. Put some vagisil on it, take a midol and get back to your knitting.

[mfarmer]

LMAO
All solid advice! Try them all and report back on best advice.... so we know for certain in the future

[ByronB]

Not for that.

[CEO]

You'll be fine. Put some vagisil on it, take a midol and get back to your knitting.

I've learned vagisil and knitting needles are a bad combo. At least on Valentine's Day.

[HCON3]

Neasporin, paper towel, ducktape and keep on fishin.

[mrc]

Let us know when you get a real cut.

[CEO]

Let us know when you get a real cut.

I made the wife get fixed after our last kid. I was worried they may accidentally amputate if the doc got shaky.

[SAC]

i’ve had bigger cuts on my **** [emoji23]


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[Kooter80]

Asked the guy that posted about that horrific insect sting that he got on his shoulder. He can point you in the right direction.

[RattlesnakeDan]

Use permatex...the blue stuff, stays flexi!