Just Woke up with a bad headache

[boy wonder]

What hospital are you posting from?

[Worksalot]

Whatever you do, DO NOT SHUT YOUR EYES and go to sleep tonight. You must stay awake. Just too dangerous for you to catch some zzzz’s right now.

Is there some place safe you can go stay at til this blows over?

[Louis]

Dead meat!!

[systemnt]

Worth it!

[dbaio1]

That will haunt you for the rest of her life. Every argument, every time you make her mad, etc, etc you will hear about this again. Good luck amigo.

[Thumper]

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station.

"Hello Sarge."

"Yes."

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

[wow]

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station.

"Hello Sarge."

"Yes."

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Smart man

[huntressjourney]

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station.

"Hello Sarge."

"Yes."

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

HA!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[hogslayer78]

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant back at the station.

"Hello Sarge."

"Yes."

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Lol