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Old 02-08-2019, 07:04 PM   #51
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:19 PM   #52
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When my kids were infants, hearing them breathe funny or not hearing them.
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:21 PM   #53
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This and the chick from California Harris I think??


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Old 02-08-2019, 07:22 PM   #54
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:24 PM   #55
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Dang it that made me laugh. Wife said u all right.

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Old 02-08-2019, 07:27 PM   #56
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:32 PM   #57
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That girl from Progressive is in my closet again.....
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:34 PM   #58
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:35 PM   #59
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:42 PM   #60
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:43 PM   #61
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:51 PM   #62
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Truth......
Add that NY orzo-arse-cortez chic to that
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:12 PM   #63
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:27 PM   #64
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:04 PM   #65
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In the words of Gen. Mattis, ďnothing. I keep others up at nightĒ.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:32 PM   #66
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Do midgets have little bitty turds?


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Old 02-08-2019, 09:38 PM   #67
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I know itís silly but being a farmer I fear that when it starts raining it will never stop:Rain makes me money most of the time but I fear it in the form of a hurricane.Honestly I just fear it period . It was a small nightmare for me when it rained 15 inches last year:If there is water in falcon Lake and Amistad I think I just prefere to irrigate but I would party my *** off if it would rain 2 inches tonight!
What do you got planted so far? Been seeing the planters out in Willacy county the last few days.
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:40 PM   #68
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How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:54 PM   #69
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:56 PM   #70
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Old 02-08-2019, 09:56 PM   #71
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:07 PM   #72
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and Prius bumper stickers, and pea gravel, and something about humping until it pees. IS BURT REYNOLDS REALLY DEAD?
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:09 PM   #73
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That the girl that brought you home from the bar Lied and she really is married are has a boyfriend are even worse her real name is not Kaitlin 😳😖
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:11 PM   #74
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I have a wayward son who makes my hair go grey real fast. Waiting for him to turn that corner... praying.
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:58 PM   #75
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.....Iím afraid it will show back up in Ardmore.
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Old 02-09-2019, 04:59 AM   #76
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Old 02-09-2019, 05:53 AM   #77
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I have a wayward son who makes my hair go grey real fast. Waiting for him to turn that corner... praying.
He will

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Old 02-09-2019, 06:01 AM   #78
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I worry about my son. He drives a tow truck. After having 2 drivers killed in the DFW area in the last few months, I especially worry. He has already been grazed by a truck mirror once. He is waiting to hear from a job interview that will get him away from that crap.
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Old 02-09-2019, 06:03 AM   #79
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There was some funny replies on here and a few honest ones. Those were the ones I liked best.



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Old 02-09-2019, 06:05 AM   #80
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Old 02-09-2019, 06:10 AM   #81
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Nothing.. Although, If I get a phone call in the middle of the night from family/friends. thatíll shake me up a bit until I answer to hear everything is okay, those kinda make me stay up afterwards. Itís because Iíve had the calls that werenít of good news.


I havenít gotten one, yet. I know itís inevitable.

I hope you never get another, chances are you will. I hope your family is close and you can be there for them.
Iím the black sheep of my family. I joined the Marines right out of HS and havenít been back since. Iím 900 miles away.


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Old 02-09-2019, 06:12 AM   #82
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Impotence.
Thatís real impotent!!
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Old 02-09-2019, 06:16 AM   #83
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When my kids were infants, hearing them breathe funny or not hearing them.

We adopted my nephews when they was 3 & 5. I never had this fear, I do see how it can be terrifying. Love is a powerful thing.


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Old 02-09-2019, 06:20 AM   #84
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I have a wayward son who makes my hair go grey real fast. Waiting for him to turn that corner... praying.


We have 2.
I donít allow myself to think about them to often for to long. When I do my brain goes to a dark place. I donít like it anymore, I used to live.
Will you please PM me your names, if you want, so I can pray for you all by name.


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Old 02-09-2019, 06:22 AM   #85
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I worry about my son. He drives a tow truck. After having 2 drivers killed in the DFW area in the last few months, I especially worry. He has already been grazed by a truck mirror once. He is waiting to hear from a job interview that will get him away from that crap.


Wow thatís scary stuff!
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Old 02-09-2019, 06:57 AM   #86
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I have Academy clearance sale shakes and angst. Should I have spent more than 4 minutes in the store? Could I have used 8 more Buddy heaters? Hmmmmn?
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:11 AM   #87
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That someone will find out I dressed up in black face for Halloween when I was 6 years old
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:26 AM   #88
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:35 AM   #89
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:48 AM   #90
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:50 AM   #91
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I have 100 acres yellow corn out of the ground. Another 500 planted on sometimes marginal moisture. North side of seed bed has good moisture on rows running east and west. Have a white corn contract on very wet already irrigated dirt I worry about. I guess I fear a frost or freeze now too. I worry I will drink too much beer while it drizzles today. Let’s not mention the concerns for my kids futures. Mostly Randall’s
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:59 AM   #92
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That if I give him another year, he wonít come back. Oh and the worse one. That the TP&W will increase the minimum spread in my county to 15Ē!
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:02 AM   #93
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I canít sleep for crap anyways so no fears needed to keep me up at night
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:05 AM   #94
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