My fiancé and her jokes....

[jshouse]

From the movie, Big.

not sure why, but it came to my head.

[Jaybo31]

From the movie, Big.

Yeah now I get it

[Pushbutton2]

What did the a Mexican fireman name his twin son's ?

Hose A (Jose)
Hose B

[HRO_Bowhunter]

Nice!!!

[MySRT8U]

A man walking down a road saw a beautiful young woman crying. She was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump. The man approached her and asked what was wrong. She said her life wasn't going how she thought it would, she had no job, and her husband had just left her so she was just going to end it all. The man said, "Well, since you are going to kill yourself anyway, how about you have sex with me first?" The woman was appalled by his comments and lack of sensitivity. She told him no and sent him away. As the man walked away he turned and said "Okay, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."

[muzzlebrake]

What did the a Mexican fireman name his twin son's ?

Hose A (Jose)
Hose B

I thought it was Juan and two

[Pushbutton2]

I thought it was Juan and two

Never heard it that way.
I like this better

[Double-O-Dave]

I thought it was Juan and two

Yeah, and a guy shot at both of them with a golf gun. He missed the second son, but got the first one, thus creating a hole in Juan.

At least that's the way I heard it.


Regards,

Dave

[BowOnly81]

A man walking down a road saw a beautiful young woman crying. She was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump. The man approached her and asked what was wrong. She said her life wasn't going how she thought it would, she had no job, and her husband had just left her so she was just going to end it all. The man said, "Well, since you are going to kill yourself anyway, how about you have sex with me first?" The woman was appalled by his comments and lack of sensitivity. She told him no and sent him away. As the man walked away he turned and said "Okay, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."

That had me rolling!!!!!!

[muzzlebrake]

Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which he is famous.

The guy from montana says:
"i must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before i wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

the guy from colarado couldn't stand to be bested:
"that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that ****** with my bare hands, bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp."

the cowboy from texas remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his p*cker.

[drake112]

That's pretty good right there

[MONSTERKEN]

oh look, a squirrel

[froghunter]

My kid told me this one.



What do you call a witches nose when it's 12" long..................a foot!

[RMW]

What do you call a Mexican riding a lawn mower?

A promotion

What do you call a Mexican with 8 arms?

Helll if I know, but I bet he can pick a butt load of vegetables

[Dusty Britches]

The cotton eyed joe - that's great!! LOL!