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Old 10-15-2019, 03:31 PM   #1
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Default I canít make this up...

In between meetings, I ran to the bathroom (#1) and while going, I noticed a guy walk behind me and enter a stall. I didnít pay attention to one already being occupied. Anyhow. The guy walks into a stall, shuts he door, and drops the toilet lid very loudly. The guy in the adjacent stall responds, ďOhhh God, that scared the ***** out of meĒ.

Made me laugh.
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:33 PM   #2
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:44 PM   #3
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Did you call him in to HR for vulgar language? That kind of foul language can't be tolerated in the workplace.
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:46 PM   #4
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Did you call him in to HR for vulgar language? That kind of foul language can't be tolerated in the workplace.
Unless itís provoked . Iíll consider that his safe place and give him a pass.
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:49 PM   #5
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I'm not sure why this made me laugh like it did.
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:50 PM   #6
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Lol
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:51 PM   #7
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As the resident HR Director of the GS....I will allow it....cuz that **** was funny!!!!
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Old 10-15-2019, 03:55 PM   #8
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As the resident HR Director of the GS....I will allow it....cuz that **** was funny!!!!
Good call...
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Old 10-15-2019, 04:04 PM   #9
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Old 10-15-2019, 04:08 PM   #10
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Better than metamucil.....lol

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Old 10-15-2019, 04:11 PM   #11
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The guy should have tipped him for making it easier
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Old 10-15-2019, 04:30 PM   #12
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Old 10-15-2019, 07:51 PM   #13
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Workplace bathrooms...oh lawd!
We have one that has literally $&!# on the walls!
The "Mad $&!##er" has yet to be identified.
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Old 10-15-2019, 08:04 PM   #14
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I like folks that talk on their cell phones in the chitter!! I muster up all the thunder I can and sound like I'm going though childbirth if I'm feeling chippy.


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Old 10-15-2019, 08:38 PM   #15
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I like folks that talk on their cell phones in the chitter!! I muster up all the thunder I can and sound like I'm going though childbirth if I'm feeling chippy.


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Lmao. So you mean you scream in high pitched voices followed by the loudest moaning and then start speaking in tongues? LOL Ima have to try this next time.


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Old 10-15-2019, 08:46 PM   #16
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Was in an Exxon office once, absolutely wrecked this toilet. Man in a suit walks in as I was walking out.
Him; did you just kill that?
Me; yes sir.
Him; well SKIN IT
Me; ummm ok.....
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Old 10-15-2019, 08:48 PM   #17
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I like folks that talk on their cell phones in the chitter!! I muster up all the thunder I can and sound like I'm going though childbirth if I'm feeling chippy.


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I have heard people talking on cell phones while they is taking a hockey, reckon that is about as nasty as can be.

"Hang on Honey, that government cheese done bound me up and I gots to push real hard", I heard him say.
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Old 10-15-2019, 10:06 PM   #18
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Guy at the urinal rips loud fart. Immediately says “you can’t make rain without a little thunder”...
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Old 10-15-2019, 10:20 PM   #19
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Was in an Exxon office once, absolutely wrecked this toilet. Man in a suit walks in as I was walking out.
Him; did you just kill that?
Me; yes sir.
Him; well SKIN IT
Me; ummm ok.....
Strange
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Old 10-15-2019, 10:45 PM   #20
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Guy at the urinal rips loud fart. Immediately says ďyou canít make rain without a little thunderĒ...


Now thatís funny right there.


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Old 10-15-2019, 11:06 PM   #21
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There is no need to speak while on the toilet...
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Old 10-15-2019, 11:26 PM   #22
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Old 10-15-2019, 11:51 PM   #23
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I’m always weirded out when people walk in on me using the bathroom. I’m more of a private ****** I guess.
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Old 10-15-2019, 11:55 PM   #24
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There is no need to speak while on the toilet...
You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
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Old 10-16-2019, 12:03 AM   #25
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Lol
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Old 10-16-2019, 06:41 AM   #26
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You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
Dang
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Old 10-16-2019, 07:35 AM   #27
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You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
Lol... mine will sit on the edge of the tub and do the same, and all I think is, ďyou just going to sit there?Ē.
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Old 10-16-2019, 07:40 AM   #28
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I like folks that talk on their cell phones in the chitter!! I muster up all the thunder I can and sound like I'm going though childbirth if I'm feeling chippy.


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Same here! And say, "OW!" a lot.
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Old 10-16-2019, 07:42 AM   #29
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Same here! And say, "OW!" a lot.
Ohhh my... lol
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Old 10-16-2019, 08:01 AM   #30
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You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
I canít do that lol Iím a private pooper, I lock the restroom door.
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Old 10-16-2019, 08:05 AM   #31
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I canít do that lol Iím a private pooper, I lock the restroom door.
I only dream of privacy. All I hear is - hey dad, where you at?.
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Old 10-16-2019, 09:34 AM   #32
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I am pretty private too, usually go to another floors bathroom at work.

Sometimes you got to take that **** to another level.
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