Team GOF

[Leonhogboy]

I sure hope Mary sets aside more special parking this year. Quite a few on our team complained about negotiating the 30 yards, and having to jump multiple curbs with their walkers.

And I wish Smart would get off his azz and post up the team layout, it's already mid January and we need to get moving on the SOTG signs.

We're all a year older, so we should be ripe for some bigtime team participation.

[WCB]

I'm ready

Already bought a new bathrobe and slippers for this team.

[HeyMikey]

Although I qualify for this team, I just can't make myself admit, to being a member...........

[Tmag]

I'll be representing, now where did I put that daggone name tag?

[SaltwaterSlick]

...Proud member, I am!! Sure be nice if the Mayor could get us some Senior Citizens GOF caps made!! ...I'm just sayin'...

[Johnny Dangerr]

Looks like I am out this year. Walker acting up....

[LemmeOut]

Originally Posted by SaltwaterSlick

...Proud member, I am!! Sure be nice if the Mayor could get us some Senior Citizens GOF caps made!! ...I'm just sayin'...

Some embroidered knee high socks for y'all to wear with your shorts and sandals would be more appropriate.

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[Smart]

List of items needed....

Prunes
Mashed Bananas
Chairs with wheels or motors
Seat cushions
Shade
Sunblock 100 pf
Depends
Metamucil
Coffee
"Get off my Grass" signage

newspaper
crossword puzzles

[LemmeOut]

Originally Posted by Smart

List of items needed....

Prunes
Mashed Bananas
Chairs with wheels or motors
Seat cushions
Shade
Sunblock 100 pf
Depends
Metamucil
Coffee
"Get off my Grass" signage

newspaper
crossword puzzles

Hearing aid batteries
Extra reading glasses (for when the lose theirs)
Denture glue


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[Old Goat1]

Originally Posted by thorthunder

Looks like I am out this year. Walker acting up....

Oh heck, again this year again?

[Old Goat1]

Originally Posted by LemmeOut

Some embroidered knee high socks for y'all to wear with your shorts and sandals would be more appropriate.

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Only if they are black to match our low top velcro tennis shoes.

[Johnny Dangerr]

Originally Posted by Old Goat1

Oh heck, again this year again?

Made it last year. The year before that it was cold and raining.
Or was it the other way around......

[SaltwaterSlick]

Y'all just keep diss'n us, y'all gonna be sorrrrrryyy!! IF WE REMEMBER!

[Leonhogboy]

Originally Posted by Smart

List of items needed....

Prunes
Mashed Bananas
Chairs with wheels or motors
Seat cushions
Shade
Sunblock 100 pf
Depends
Metamucil
Coffee
"Get off my Grass" signage
newspaper
crossword puzzles

There is no getting involved here.

It's "Stay off the grass" ya not so little punk.

[LemmeOut]

Originally Posted by Leonhogboy

There is no getting involved here.

It's "Stay off the grass" ya not so little punk.

Sure, tell the rest of us to stay off the grass while Burnadell sits there and takes a "glaucoma" treatment.

[Leonhogboy]

Is it Thursday yet?

[Leonhogboy]

Originally Posted by Leonhogboy

Is it Thursday yet?

Finally, but now I forgot what I was waitin' on.

[BrandonA]

Originally Posted by Smart

List of items needed....

Prunes
Mashed Bananas
Chairs with wheels or motors
Seat cushions
Shade
Sunblock 100 pf
Depends
Metamucil
Coffee
"Get off my Grass" signage

newspaper
crossword puzzles

If they are going to hit the town later that night might want to include Viagra

[Texas Grown]

Originally Posted by BrandonA

If they are going to hit the town later that night might want to include Viagra

Isn't that some kind of female organ? You know your not supposed to use those kinda words on here. Oh, wait....let me put on my reading glasses and see what it says.....

[Texas Grown]

Looks like my dyslexia and blurry vision got the best of me . Wish my brain had auto correct like Worddoc. dose.

[Smart]

Team GOF Super Stars.... and WCB .....If you or your significant others are planning on making something for Team Dessert/Sweet Thangs, would you mind listing that you will be doing so on the thread link below so we will know how many tables, forks, serving boats etc. we might need...

Thank yall!

http://discussions.texasbowhunter.co...d.php?t=630060

[Texas Grown]

Originally Posted by Smart

Team GOF Super Stars.... and WCB .....If you or your significant others are planning on making something for Team Dessert/Sweet Thangs, would you mind listing that you will be doing so on the thread link below so we will know how many tables, forks, serving boats etc. we might need...

Thank yall!

http://discussions.texasbowhunter.co...d.php?t=630060

Smart, it was so nice of yall to name a team after us: Team Sweet Thangs

[Smart]

Originally Posted by Texas Grown

Smart, it was so nice of yall to name a team after us: Team Sweet Thangs

You misspelled Team Cantankerous.

[Leonhogboy]

No activity on this page cause Team GOF takes alot of naps.

[SaltwaterSlick]

Yea, and we fergit what we wuz talkin' (typin') 'bout anyhoo...

[Erin]

I've got an extra walker at the house. Let me know if any of you GOF's need to borrow it. It's outfitted with some pretty nice tennis balls already for ya!

[Rotney]

I'm borrowing my dads handicapped parking pass so I can get close up.

Will someone be able to help me with my 30oz tumbler?


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[Texas Grown]

Originally Posted by Rotney

I'm borrowing my dads handicapped parking pass so I can get close up.

Will someone be able to help me with my 30oz tumbler?


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Depending on what it's filled with, you might not get it back.

[Leonhogboy]

Originally Posted by Rotney

Will someone be able to help me with my 30oz tumbler?


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You don't have a cup holder on your walker? Rookie.

[LemmeOut]

What do you GOF's put in those tumblers, prune juice and gin with crushed up geritol around the rim?

[Burnadell]

Hogboy, I just came onto this thread.

Looks like there's a lot of young Smart (pun intended) arse pups that need to have their hineys spanked!!!

[LemmeOut]

Originally Posted by Burnadell

Hogboy, I just came onto this thread.

Looks like there's a lot of young Smart (pun intended) arse pups that need to have their hineys spanked!!!

Man, you guys get a couple new knees, a hip and a shoulder replacement and all of a sudden you're ready to fight.

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[Texas Grown]

Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery.

So beware my youth, of the words you choose, and who you choose to say your words to. And you too, might live to be as treacherous as us.

[Burnadell]

Originally Posted by LemmeOut

Man, you guys get a couple new knees, a hip and a shoulder replacement and all of a sudden you're ready to fight.

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[Leonhogboy]

Thank God it's Friday.

[Jerry H]

Originally Posted by Leonhogboy

Thank God it's Friday.

Heck I thought it was Momday

[LemmeOut]

You boys take your ginkgo biloba for crying out loud, everyone knows it's the 30th of February.

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[GARY]

Someone just keep burnadell hands off my wife. I swear he is worse than tnki around the ladies!

[Burnadell]

Originally Posted by GARY

Someone just keep burnadell hands off my wife. I swear he is worse than tnki around the ladies!

Dang it!!! She blabbed, didn't she? I thought we had a good thing going. Guess she couldn't keep quiet. Like most women that have been married a long time, they want to tell the world when they find something better...much better!

[WCB]

Originally Posted by Burnadell

Dang it!!! She blabbed, didn't she? I thought we had a good thing going. Guess she couldn't keep quiet. Like most women that have been married a long time, they want to tell the world when they find something better...much better!

Guess she hasn't met me yet...

[DaveS903]

Can anyone remember where we put the candy dish with the little blue pills?

[Leonhogboy]

Originally Posted by DaveS903

Can anyone remember where we put the candy dish with the little blue pills?

If you can't find the dish, ask Burnadell, he always has a pocket full.

Really, it probably needs to stay hidden. Last year we had 3 team members rushed to the ER because they had surpassed the 4 hour limit.

[LemmeOut]

Originally Posted by Leonhogboy

If you can't find the dish, ask Burnadell, he always has a pocket full.

Really, it probably needs to stay hidden. Last year we had 3 team members rushed to the ER because they had surpassed the 4 hour limit.

That's mainly because by the time it happened they had forgot what they were supposed to do with it. Gave new meaning to all dressed UP with no place to go.

[Smart]

Y'all are still in the same place. Bring fencing, salt rock pellet guns or walking canes to protect your lawn..

[Burnadell]

Thank you, Jason for the spot!

Is there a wheelchair ramp for the curb?

[Smart]

Yes. I'll bring plywood.

[Tmag]

Originally Posted by Smart

Y'all are still in the same place. Bring fencing, salt rock pellet guns or walking canes to protect your lawn..

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Jason, you may want to mark the bathroom or we'll end up with a lot of stink at the BM booth.

[Smart]

[Leonhogboy]

Originally Posted by Leonhogboy

Thank God it's Friday.

Now what?

[SaltwaterSlick]

You GOF's who will be representin' tonight behave yoreselves now ya hear?!
I 'spect to see all y'all's bright eyes up an' attem early in the mornin'