You're not on fire, Ricky Bobby

[Brazman]

One of the Triad...Talladegah, Anchorman, and Blades of Glory.

[LemmeOut]

What do you say we go get thrown out of an Applebee's?

Help me Oprah Winifrey. Help me Tom Cruise with your witch magic.

[thehairlessone!]

one of my all time favs. I wish they would make another

rick

[Speedgoat]

Shut up Chip, we're winners!!

[Coach W]

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors...

[huntingfanatic]

" One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"

It's my ringtone for my two teenage twins phones

[JTRichardson]

JACKHAWK 9000!!!!


available at walmart

[gator89]

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

[Speedgoat]

Forgot that one, lol

[Coacher]

"I am so paralyzed!"
"Don't you stick that knife in your leg..."

[NannySlayer]

"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."

[systemnt]

Ahhh not my prison shank

[NannySlayer]

Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

[ExtremeHunter80]

I'm all hyped up on Mountain Dew!

[chewjr]

You ain't gonna break my arm, cause I'm gonna slip out of it right now! Houdini