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Old 10-15-2013, 03:26 PM   #201
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gonna have to clean it up a bit, bullet tooth tony from snatch, greatest movie of all time.

Now, d***s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell cat and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old cat, and have brought your two small mincey f****t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no cat here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little b***s are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your b***s into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:27 PM   #202
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"You'll get nothing and like it!" -Caddyshack
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:26 PM   #203
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Peter Blunt: You’re my kid of guy!
Chandler Young: Thank you.
Peter Blunt: Can I give you some friendly advice?
Chandler Young: Yeah all right.
Peter Blunt: Have you tried putting with a wedgie?
Chandler Young: A wedgie?
Peter Blunt: Yeah, Oh it’s great. All the pros are doing it. Would you like me to show you?
Chandler Young: Yeah
Peter Blunt: And then…..this is the wedgie! Try putting with that crammed up your crack!






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Old 10-15-2013, 04:46 PM   #204
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Eddie: "You surprised to see me Clark?"

Clark: "Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now."


National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

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Old 10-15-2013, 04:48 PM   #205
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I'm your huckleberry!
Why Johnny Ringo you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Your a daisy if you do!

-Doc Holliday

Hey Derrick you know what would make that feel better... If you licked my butthole!

-Step Brothers

Uhm huh. I'm pretty sure that second whack got him.

Carl, Slingblade
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:51 PM   #206
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"The rug really tied the room together Dude". John Goodman "The Big Lebowski"
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:54 PM   #207
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Corn dodger baby sister?
Roster Cogburn?
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:00 PM   #208
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John Grady Cole: What the hell are you doing?
Jimmy Blevins: Just sittin' here.
John Grady Cole: If this rain hits hard, there's gonna be a river come down through here like a train. You thought about that?
Jimmy Blevins: You ain't never been struck by lightning. You don't know what it's like.
John Grady Cole: You're gonna get drowned sittin' there.
Jimmy Blevins: Why that's all right, I ain't never been drowned before.
John Grady Cole: Well...I say no more.

All the pretty horses.
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:01 PM   #209
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John Grady Cole: So why do you think I'd let you come with us?
Jimmy Blevins: Cause I'm an american

Also all the pretty horses
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:23 PM   #210
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Sometimes there just ain't enough rocks....Forest Gump
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:30 PM   #211
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"You never go full retard"-Tropic Thunder
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:39 PM   #212
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Dying ain't much of a way to make a living boy.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:23 PM   #213
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Can you skin Griz?
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:50 PM   #214
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"I'd **** on a sparkplug if I thought it would help." Urban Cowboy
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:07 PM   #215
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"I'd **** on a sparkplug if I thought it would help." Urban Cowboy
Thought that line was from War Games?
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:10 PM   #216
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Woodrow tosses newt a pistol and says words to live by for all concealed carriers--
" it's better to have this and not need it than need it and not have it"
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:12 PM   #217
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"I was born a poor black child" Steve Martin - The Jerk
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:15 PM   #218
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Fat guy in a little coat
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:23 PM   #219
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Ricky Bobby
Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:29 PM   #220
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Oooh Ima go walking in the moonlight with you...

Dr. King Schultz: [to slaves] And in the odd chance there are any Astronomy aficionados amongst you the North Star is... that one.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:36 PM   #221
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I'll say this for you Suggs, your the kind of SOB that's a pleasure to hang ~ Augustus McCrae

2,600 head of cattle and 9/10ths of the horses stolen and we used too be respected lawmen!!! ~ Augustus McCrae
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:36 PM   #222
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Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:57 PM   #223
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Say boy, where is Sherif Johnson?

I am Sherif Johnson.

My apologies, you sound a might taller on the radio.

The late, great Jackie Gleason.
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:11 PM   #224
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2016 Obama's America

Barack Obama: I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.

Barack Obama: The future must not belong those who slander the prophet of Islam.
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:18 PM   #225
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"I'll be your Huckleberry" (Doc)
Tombstone
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:26 PM   #226
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U chasin somebody sheriff? Someone chasin u? Ain't nobody chasin me boy!
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:30 PM   #227
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You gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:33 PM   #228
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"Fill your hands, you son of a b****!" Rooster Cogburn
Yep
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:34 PM   #229
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"I found myself driving past convenience stores... that weren't on the way home."

-H.I. Raising Arizona
Son, do you realize you got a panty on your head?
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:40 PM   #230
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I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work - Stiffler
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:45 PM   #231
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Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:45 PM   #232
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"Fill your hands, you son of a b****!" Rooster Cogburn
Best ever!!
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:50 PM   #233
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“Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.” – Patton (1970)
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:01 PM   #234
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I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

Cal Naughton Jr- Talladega Nights
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:43 PM   #235
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"A man that won't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough" Gus McCrae-Lonesome Dove
The the best character in one of the best movies. A great line.
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Old 10-16-2013, 12:13 AM   #236
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"Dammit, Woodrow, it aint dying I'm talking about . . . it's LIVIN" - Augustus McRae

". . . The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I have Desert Eagle five point O, written on the side of mine . . ." - Snatch

"Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue. And I gonna kill em" - Charlie Waite, Open Range
Two of my favorite movies. Lonesome Dove and Snatch, lol very different but great.

Lots of quotes from Snatch.
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Old 10-16-2013, 12:29 AM   #237
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Mel Gibson in Edge of Darkness:

"You better decide weather you're hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails"

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GlenGary Glen Ross -

"We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? . . . Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:42 AM   #238
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"You hear that?"
"You couldn't hear a dump truck drive though a nitro glycerin plant!"
Nation Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

"Oh your a lot brighter than you look"
"Oh you shut the hell up"
Top Gun.
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:49 AM   #239
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"Well, you're not much good to me alive, then, are you?" Snatch

"That ball got out of here in a hurry!" Bull Durham

"You might feel a little pressure." Major Payne (before breaking his wounded buddy's finger in battle)

"Bring out your dead"..."I'm not dead yet"... "Feelin' much better." Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

"I wanted to walk down the street and have people say, 'there goes Roy Hobbes: the best that ever was.'" The Natural

"Any man that don't wanna get kilt better clear on out the back." Unforgiven

"A man's got to know his limitations." Eastwood in Magnum Force

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Old 10-16-2013, 03:03 AM   #240
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Junior, the first thing I'm going to do when we get home is slap your momma. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
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Old 10-16-2013, 04:17 AM   #241
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"Look at the funbags on that hose hound." Dumb and Dumber
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Old 10-16-2013, 05:04 AM   #242
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[about his pistol grips]
Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.
Patton
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Old 10-16-2013, 09:42 AM   #243
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Private Joker: How can you shoot innocent women and children like that?

Helicopter Gunner: It's easy. You just don't lead them as much.

FMJ


Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Snatch
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Old 10-16-2013, 10:41 AM   #244
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Why the **** do I want a caravan that's got no ****ing wheels?

You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Practice.
We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!
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Old 10-16-2013, 10:53 AM   #245
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First 10 minutes of Full metal Jacket
All of lonesome Dove
smokey and the bandit - too many to list

But my favorite "You just keep thinking Butch, that's what you're good at"
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:02 AM   #246
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Unleash hell!
Maximus in Gladiator

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Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

Sir William Wallace in Braveheart
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:08 AM   #247
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"Red pill or the blue pill?"

The Matrix
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:29 AM   #248
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I need a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo Sandwich, make it fast I'm in a g dam hurry!. - Smokey & The Bandit

I'd like to see the herd you and Jake could gather.......heard of wh ores........Maybe - Lonesome Dove

How's this gonna work if you don't do what I say? - Open Range
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:33 AM   #249
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A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Carl (Bill Murray) - Caddyshack

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) - Caddyshack

Actually, every single line Dangerfield had in that movie is a classic!
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:54 AM   #250
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to add too the above

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracal.It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Carl-Caddyshack
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