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Old 10-14-2013, 11:03 PM   #51
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El Segundo: [after capturing Valdez] Like tobacco?

Bob Valdez: [quietly] No.

El Segundo: [after pausing and nervously clearing his throat] Tell me something... Who are you?

Bob Valdez: I told you once before - Bob Valdez.

El Segundo: [referring to Valdez's earlier marksmanship against his men] You know something, Bob Valdez, you hit one, I think, 700-800 yards.

Bob Valdez: [with certitude] Closer to a thousand.

El Segundo: What was it? Sharps?

Bob Valdez: [nods] My own load.

El Segundo: You ever hunt buffalo?

Bob Valdez: Apache.

El Segundo: I knew it. When?

Bob Valdez: Before I know better.

Frank Tanner: I shoulda killed you three days ago.

El Segundo: Or gone to Nogales.

Bob Valdez: Or paid the hundred dollars.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:04 PM   #52
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Wax on Wax off
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:05 PM   #53
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The rose goes in the front big guy....
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:07 PM   #54
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'what we have here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:07 PM   #55
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Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?*

You don't even know him.

But there's something about him, reminds me of me. Yep I hate him.

(After exchanging words) Mr. Ringos an educated man, now I really hate him.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:08 PM   #56
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"It's so **** hot...milk was a bad choice"
"Lady in the red hat...yeeaahhh!"
"You...pooped in the refrigerator and ate the whole wheel of cheese? Heck I'm not even mad, I'm impressed"
Will Ferrel, ANCHORMAN. One of the greatest movies of all time!
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:09 PM   #57
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If Peeing on your pants is cool, then consider me Miles davis< Billy Madison
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:14 PM   #58
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Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

~Kingdom of Heaven~
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:20 PM   #59
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Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: (slurring) She'd have to be a real BIG woman...

Susan: Take my hand.
Arthur: But that would leave you with one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOCW9Shz7lE
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:24 PM   #60
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Meow. - Super Troopers
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:30 PM   #61
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Brian Fantana, Anchorman: "It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

and: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."

I use the second line on IED calls when asked if the device is going to blow up or not
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:40 PM   #62
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I've got a stomach full of white dog crap and now you lay this on me.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:40 PM   #63
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Zebulon Prescott: O Lord, without consulting with Thee, we have sent thy way some souls whose evil ways passeth all understanding. We ask Thee humbly to receive them... whether you want them or not! Amen.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:40 PM   #64
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Mal , Silverado - I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:45 PM   #65
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"oh, dogs...sure, I like dags" -Snatch
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:48 PM   #66
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When Randall came back after being a prisoner of war:
Sally McCoy: I’m prepared to do my duty as your wife. But I ask that you spill your seed outside of me. I could not bear another birth.
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:57 PM   #67
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"Take a man's money and do the job that he paid me for, I don't know any other way"
Sam Elliot in Conagher...
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Old 10-15-2013, 12:11 AM   #68
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Not the best or my all time favorite but no ones thrown this one out there.
"Your partners killed you and I've done for him"
True Grit
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Old 10-15-2013, 12:15 AM   #69
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The two what? Did you say utes? What's a ute!? Fred Gwynne, My cousin Vinny

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Old 10-15-2013, 12:16 AM   #70
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J.W. Grant: You *******.

Rico: Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man.
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:23 AM   #71
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The sow is mine!!!!!!
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:48 AM   #72
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"Go ahead...Make MY day"........
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:49 AM   #73
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"Big Gulps, huh?....... Welp, see you later!"
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:55 AM   #74
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - French taunter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:05 AM   #75
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"Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on."

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we'd also like to thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it..."

[running around on the track in his underwear, thinking he is on fire] "Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"

"I wake up in the morning and **** excellence."

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The one and only Ricky Bobby
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:16 AM   #76
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Henry Hill: [narrating] Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? **** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? **** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? **** you, pay me. - Goodfellas

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! - Goodfellas
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:42 AM   #77
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"The good lord gave me many gifts, and one of them is KNOCKING PEOPLE THE F*** OUT!" -Pain and Gain

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**.....and I'm all out of bubblegum." -They Live
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:01 AM   #78
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Sometimes you have to have Faith, trust comes later...

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Old 10-15-2013, 04:04 AM   #79
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"I don't read the script, script reads me" Sgt. Lincoln Osirus, Tropic Thunder

"What?! I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude..... You a dude that don't known what dude he is!..."
"Or are you a dude that has no idea what dude he is, but claims to know what dude he is, by playing other dudes...."
" I know what dude I am!" - Sgt. Lincoln Osirus and Tug Speedman- tropic thunder
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:23 AM   #80
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"Murdock .... I'm coming for You!"
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:30 AM   #81
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Well the world needs ditch diggers too. Caddy Shack
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:31 AM   #82
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"Fill your hands, you son of a b****!" Rooster Cogburn

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Old 10-15-2013, 06:33 AM   #83
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"You got an awful purty mouth".......
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:37 AM   #84
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Big mouth don't make a big man.
John Wayne the cowboys
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:43 AM   #85
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"A women is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever divised to bedevil the days of man"
Oh Brother Where Art Thou.
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:46 AM   #86
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You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'. inglorious b*stards
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:48 AM   #87
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Gus McCrae: Only way to get better food around here is by shooting Bolivar. And another thing, Bol, I want you to quit whackin' that dinner bell for supper. You can hit it at noon if you want to, but lay off doin' it in the evenin'. See, a man with any sense at all can tell when it's sundown, without you whackin' that bell.

Bolivar: General Robert E. Lee freed the slaves. I can whack it if I want to.

Gus McCrae: It was Abe Lincoln that freed the slaves, Bol, not General Lee.

Pea Eye Parker: He didn't free Meskins, anyway, Bol. It was Americans he freed.
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:53 AM   #88
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I'll Be Your Huckleberry!!!
Tombstone
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:55 AM   #89
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"We already run all the misfits out of our country, we sent em back to England" Quigley
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:59 AM   #90
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"What is this thing??"

"Obviously your not a golfer!!!""

-The Big Labowski-
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:02 AM   #91
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"Guilt is like a bag of bricks, all you gotta do is set it down" Al Pachino in Devils advocate.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:04 AM   #92
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man, some of these are classics! LOL! makes me wanna start a movie marathon!
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:06 AM   #93
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"I ate a footlong corndog at a nude beach one time. I'll never do that again".
I think due date. Been a while since I've seen it.

"We thought you were a toad". Oh brother..
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:09 AM   #94
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I'm gonna r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

Oh brother where art thou
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:09 AM   #95
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Listen, just listen to the sustain.

I don't hear anything.

You would though, if it were playing.

and...

"Don't point."

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Old 10-15-2013, 07:13 AM   #96
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:17 AM   #97
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"I'm ya huckleberry" Tombstone

"Come on boys, we're burn'n daylight" The Cowboys

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Old 10-15-2013, 07:18 AM   #98
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat...." Police Capt. Brody.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:26 AM   #99
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There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

Derek Zoolander
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:33 AM   #100
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You see in this world theres two kind of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. - the good, the bad, and the ugly
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