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Old 01-12-2018, 05:46 PM   #401
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“Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.” — Ricky Bobby

“We go together like cocaine and waffles.” — Cal Naughton Jr.

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cause it says, like, I want to be formal but I want to party too. Cause I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.” — Cal Naughton Jr.
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:55 PM   #402
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“Say When”....

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Old 01-12-2018, 06:25 PM   #403
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I got a need, a need for speed. Top Gun
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:35 PM   #404
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Charley Waite : How about I*hold your head under water*for just a*little while?
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:39 PM   #405
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We'll...bye.
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:40 PM   #406
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*Well, bye.
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:54 PM   #407
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Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, with Humphry Bogart
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:56 PM   #408
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I've got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:58 PM   #409
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Big mouth don't make a big man-Cowboys
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Old 01-12-2018, 07:06 PM   #410
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William H. Bonney "Yoo-hoo! I'll make you famous"

Judge Bristol "and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?"
William H. Bonney "Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell"

Doc Scurlock "You son of a *****! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney, you are NOT a god!"
William H. Bonney "Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"
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Old 01-12-2018, 07:24 PM   #411
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Bank robbing? Bank robbing is baby $&!t compared to what this mad man has done!

The Gdam Germans got nothing to with it!
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
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Old 01-12-2018, 07:26 PM   #412
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I've got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?


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Old 01-12-2018, 07:47 PM   #413
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“God I wish I was a loofa”. - Stripes
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Old 01-12-2018, 07:48 PM   #414
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Who's we sucka? Smith and Wesson...and me!
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Old 01-12-2018, 07:49 PM   #415
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“Faith can move mountains, but if can’t beat a faster draw.”

El Dorado


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Old 01-12-2018, 07:49 PM   #416
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It amazes me how bad some folks can screw up a quote they supposedly think is awesome.


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Old 01-12-2018, 07:55 PM   #417
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“Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A f—in’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a f— what kind of pants the son of a b—- who shot you was wearing?!” –Mona Lisa Vito (Oscar winner Marisa Tomei) in My Cousin Vinny

“Harry, your hands are freezing” -Dumb & Dumber

“We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.” Caddy Shack


“ Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, "Hey... life is pretty stupid; with lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much." Of course I'm paraphrasing: "Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." LA Story
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:04 PM   #418
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Every time the wife revs up the microwave, I p*** my pants and forget who I am for an hour or so.

Cousin Eddie.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:04 PM   #419
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"Inconceivable".......Princess Bride.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:20 PM   #420
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Aiuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -Chewbacca
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:25 PM   #421
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"Inconceivable".......Princess Bride.
LOL.. Yes!!!! Stthoooee I can clearly not Chootthhzze the wine in front ufff me.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:39 PM   #422
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Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail?
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

Evelle: H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

H.I.: Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.


- Raising Arizona

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Old 01-12-2018, 11:55 PM   #423
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:07 AM   #424
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It's in the hole!
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:59 AM   #425
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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off. You got to ask yourself one question,

"Do I feel lucky?" Well do you punk?

Dirty Harry
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:46 AM   #426
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"You can leave here one of two ways, immediately or dead."
The Shootist
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:53 AM   #427
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Tombstone.......
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:02 AM   #428
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It would be a lot cooler if you did !
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:36 AM   #429
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:39 AM   #430
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"I ain't got 20 bucks" Roadhouse (1989)
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:52 AM   #431
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"I am guided by a force much greater than luck". Lucas

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Old 01-13-2018, 08:59 AM   #432
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“Give me a Diablo Sandwhich and a Dr.Pepper and make it quick I’m in GD hurry” -Smokey and the Bandit


“That’s a negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full” - Top Gun
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:16 AM   #433
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From Dances with Wolves:

Audible long Fart.

"Put THAT in your book"

Slob of a wagon driver to Kevin Costner character as he writes in his journal over the campfire..
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:35 AM   #434
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Killin me Smalls
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:04 AM   #435
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"Squeeze the trigger Harley.....Don't jerk it!,Not your **** your playing with!".......Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:17 AM   #436
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That rug really tied the room together.

The dude


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Old 01-13-2018, 01:15 PM   #437
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a d@mn
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:42 PM   #438
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Pop Fisher: You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.

Roy Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.

Pop Fisher: Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God **** hitter I ever saw. Suit up.

--The Natural
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