Some of you will get these; some won’t.

[systemnt]

Jerry thinks Burnadell is off his meds

pretty sure he's taking someone elses...

[Burnadell]

“A dyslexic walks into a bra.”

[glen]

Ralph scares me. Garca cuddles with Randy

[SaltwaterSlick]

Danry, up with this, I will not put!

Dyslexics UNTIE!

[Uncle Saggy]

Ralph

LMMFAO

[quarterback]

Proof positive that I should've paid more attention in language arts. In my defense I sat behind the hottest cheerleader with the most perfect legs a young man could....well...

Suffice it to say I was distracted. All year.

[mikemorvan]

What happened to Mr. Burnadell at the age of 14 in English class? Why did he pay such close attention to the English teacher and gain such a breadth of knowledge? 14. It's a critical age.

[hpdrifter]

You know you've got a problem when your participle is danglin.

Real problem is not knowing you got one.

Two strings walk into a bar and bar tender said "I don't serve strings here"

They looked at each other and started to walk out.

One string tied a knot on one end, separated a few strands and went and asked for a drink.

Bartender said " I don't serve strings here!" The string said "I'm a frayed not".

[Burnadell]

Real problem is not knowing you got one.

Two strings walk into a bar and bar tender said "I don't serve strings here"

They looked at each other and started to walk out.

One string tied a knot on one end, separated a few strands and went and asked for a drink.

Bartender said " I don't serve strings here!" The string said "I'm a frayed not".

Ha ha ha! Good one!

[ON THE EDGE]

“A dyslexic walks into a bra.”

Dadgum. I must be dyslexic.

[Geezy Rider]

I don't get it.

[Texas Grown]

I think Burnadale just lowered the 'bar". Now, maybe I can reach it.

[Froggy]

Burnadell could you explain each one line by line for us slow, dimwitted folks.

[100%TtId]

Oxford comma, ftw!

[100%TtId]

Mr. Portmanteau went into the gastropub for a Clamato with his brunch.