Dumb things said around the camp fire.

[El Viejo]

From one of two drunk brothers who were arguing about something: "Why don't you just shoot me again?!!!" Needless to say, we got off of that place.

[JES]

Once an outfitter (not) in Ozona told the group around the evening campfire, "the longer the brow tines the older the deer", "so don't shoot anything with less than 4" brow tines" I called BS and got put in the gar hole the rest of the trip.

That's worth a trip to the gar hole...

[NewTexian]

"Don't tell my wife"

[Rivermonster]

"I shot in front of them to scare them back this way"
"The big bucks push the smaller ones into the thick stuff"

[Abcdj]

2 weeks ago we were around the fire after eating dinner and one our guys son's was talking about how unclear his binoculars were. Well being a good dad he told his son go get them ill clean them for you. The son went and got them, handed them to his dad, the dad put them up to his eyes and with out missing a beat said
"**** boy you been cleaning these things with a chocolate bar"
I about feel out of my chair.

[Split Arrow]

22-250 is completely flat out to 500 yards.

Wait, it's not?!?

[SwampRanger]

we're 3rd cousins so it don't count and it saves gas money going to family reunions, holiday dinners, etc....

Jack baur if your avatar is your 3rd cousin....i agree

[Langston32]

Standing at the skinning rack looking at a 2.5 year old 110" 10 point......"this is as big as they get around here"

[Bowtech38]

Hit it a little back. Dont shoot does, or else the rest of the deer wont find the feeder and the bucks wont come in.

[KactusKiller]

I know I have been wearing the same camo clothes for 3 days staright and I'm wearing my work boots but I have never been busted by a deer while bowhunting!
(Thats because they smeeled you 100yds out and left)

I was in my stand this morning and the deer started making a cool coughing noise! Almost like they were blowing their nose

[Speedgoat]

Scent masking is unnecessary.

[Langston32]

"Boy don't you know its gun season" I love hearing this one!

[GarGuy]

"I have a 160 class buck n camera over at blahblah stand for the last four mornings and evenings."

Now there are 5 new corn piles over there.

[Big Ace]

Cows don't have horns. And he ain't a bull unless he has horns.
My response: go try to milk them UTTERS

[Lynn21]

Actually that would be a load on his chest now, not off.