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    The secret to Chew's success with the Ladies.

    Burger-Flipping’s Sexy Scent for Sale

    Here's something just in time for Christmas.

    Burger King has released a new body spray that smells just like char-grilled burgers.

    It’s called "flame" and evokes all the passion of flame-kissed cooking.

    The spray costs $4 a bottle and is available online.


    #2
    Does it come with a guarantee?

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      #3
      He is a Little Debbies fan.....

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        #4
        I am laughing so hard I can't think of anything funny to say......

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          #5
          Originally posted by bonesplitter View Post
          Does it come with a guarantee?
          Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
          Go on, I'm listening.
          Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
          Yeah, makes a man feel good.
          'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
          What's your point?
          The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
          But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
          Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

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            #6
            Originally posted by bowhuntertex View Post
            I am laughing so hard I can't think of anything funny to say......
            Thats never stopped you before.


            Nice one Jason.

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              #7
              So, is that a Chew attractant or replant?

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                #8
                Pardon my ignorance...Pulp Fiction?

                Originally posted by Jaspro View Post
                Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
                Go on, I'm listening.
                Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
                Yeah, makes a man feel good.
                'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
                What's your point?
                The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
                But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
                Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HUNTNETIME View Post
                  Pardon my ignorance...Pulp Fiction?
                  Blasphemy!

                  Thats Tommy Boy.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jaspro View Post
                    Blasphemy!

                    Thats Tommy Boy.
                    We still have that meatlovers pizza in the trunk
                    I love that movie.

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                      #11
                      Yep....it's true. When I drive past Prosser's exit in Seguin he runs out to the freeway to see the Whopper drive by....knowing his role in life has resigned him to being just a chicken nugget.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jaspro View Post
                        Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
                        Go on, I'm listening.
                        Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
                        Yeah, makes a man feel good.
                        'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
                        What's your point?
                        The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
                        But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
                        Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
                        you can get a good look at a t-bone by looking up a bulls @#$ but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?


                        fat guy in a little coat.........

                        brothers dont shake hands, ... brothers gotta hugggg.


                        sorry i had to

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                          #13
                          Burgers?

                          I thought he might be more succesful if Shipley's came out with one!

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                            #14
                            your firearms are useless against them..............


                            housekeeping...you want me fruff your pillow?......

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                              #15
                              Maybe he eats caschews!
                              Last edited by Goldeneagle; 05-22-2009, 05:28 AM.

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