What is this thing. Found in a parking lot.

[AlaskaFlyerFan]

I keep coming back looking for the answer. Am I the only one this is bothering?

I showed it to my son and he asked the same question I had. Why the hell would you take it home?

See post #5

[Bassdeer]

That can only be used with a safe word

Now that's funny.

[Stuck]

See post #5

Ahhhhhhh. I should have known. My mom had a women’s clothing store when I was growing up and watched her steam crap all the time. Hers was a little different, but still recognizable.

[Man]

Bigfoot tool.. 2-3 people may get this with relation to the OP.

[Lynn21]

Balls on left? Too short.

[Louis]

Looks dangerous whatever it is

[cva34]

Duuuu?

[ultrastealth]

That's just a dikfer. You people can't see that?

[cbd10pt]

That's just a dikfer. You people can't see that?

when I was younger and less mature this is where I would typically use a your mama joke LOL good thing I'm more mature

[IbexRanch]

Dildo

[batmaninja]

https://pureenrichment.com/products/puresteam-pro-upright-garment-steamer-with-4-steam-levels

#5

[splitfinger]

I say a Henway.

[Let's go Brandon!]

According to The Google... it's wood.

[Dusty Britches]

https://pureenrichment.com/products/...4-steam-levels

#5

Nailed it!