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Old 10-17-2012, 12:49 PM   #101
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Volunteer at the hospital, lots of good looking nurses!
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:51 PM   #102
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Get a lab puppy and walk around with it at someplace where there are a lot of people. All kind of women will be coming up to you asking if they can pet it.

So I've been told.... I met my wife in high school back in the early 80's.
Lol it's funny you mention that. I've tried it and apparently you have to use a lab. If you use a Catahoula he will invariably find the hot chick, lay some Mack on her but ****-block you in the process. There's a reason my Catahoula's nickname is A-hole in Spanish

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Sic'em Sandra!!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:51 PM   #103
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Hang out in the cleaning isle in wal mart. You want a woman that can clean up your mess.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:55 PM   #104
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Mine was a blind date and it wasn't at weeeemart !
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:56 PM   #105
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But i'm very close to there as we speak
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:56 PM   #106
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Thinking here if you decide to try deferent denomination (not dominating sickos'!) route.

Pointers.

Front pew at church = women think he's done something wrong but making amends. They also see you sitting up there alone.

Back pew at church = bad boy but needs the right woman to make him come home. Yep, your a sick puppy but she may be the cure.

middle pew = this ain't your first rodeo and you already been broken, she thinks she may be the answer for you.

Now for denominations..

Let's see pentecostal. women try to look homely but boy do they know how to "get down" to the music (let their hair down).

Baptist. do things they can't talk about

Methodist. really spirited any thing go's.

Church of Christ. They will make sure you are really clean.

Catholic. You can get away with much more if you confess to them often.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:57 PM   #107
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Get a lab puppy and walk around with it at someplace where there are a lot of people. All kind of women will be coming up to you asking if they can pet it.

So I've been told.... I met my wife in high school back in the early 80's.
Yep - happy hour or other place that has outside seating. Last night there were no less than 20 ladies that petted my puppy and took video/pictures of the puppy riding her skateboard. Yes, my puppy rides a skateboard.

Plus - if you want her phone number whip out your phone and show her some good pictures/video you've taken and offer to text them to her phone. Women love to post that stuff on Face Book.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:59 PM   #108
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Mine was a blind date and it wasn't at weeeemart !
Cruiser's ice house?
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:03 PM   #109
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Cruiser's ice house?
Ok that's just wrong on so many levels
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:06 PM   #110
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I guess you are off today! What's for supper
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:06 PM   #111
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Yep - happy hour or other place that has outside seating. Last night there were no less than 20 ladies that petted my puppy and took video/pictures of the puppy riding her skateboard. Yes, my puppy rides a skateboard.

Plus - if you want her phone number whip out your phone and show her some good pictures/video you've taken and offer to text them to her phone. Women love to post that stuff on Face Book.
Great idea!

The old bait and switch manuever!
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:08 PM   #112
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Ok that's just wrong on so many levels
At least I didn't say "under the bridge" bar.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:15 PM   #113
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Yea but now your just bracketing the area
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:29 PM   #114
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Get involved in different activities. No one place is best but it's like hunting- you'll come home tired and dirty with no animal many times, but nobody ever shot a duck laying in a warm bed at home.

Try meetup.com, there are groups doing all kinda things as an idea.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:29 PM   #115
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Sandwiches I guess.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:32 PM   #116
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Nothing wrong with Brazoria County! My friends tell me not to look, that it will just happen.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:33 PM   #117
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Mutual friends introduced us. I was looking for help with the lawn service I used to own, she was looking for work. She ended up sleeping with the boss, taking over the company, and, well, here we are!


Try taking some classes somewhere. Find a class involving something you are interested in, cooking maybe? Or try volunteering somewhere.
Your only gonna find love for a night in a bar. Church, them girls normally have something wrong with them in the first place, that's why they're there. Do like journeyman said, take some classes somewhere. There is plenty of "them" in school, I know I never see the same girl twice here at UNT. Grocery stores are another great option, word of advice on that, watch the movie "Life as we know it" and learn how to pick up chicks like him other than that, stop looking. The lord has a plan and you will find that right one eventually. I met my ex fiance on a cruise when I was 16, and wasn't looking for a relationship. She lived three hours away and somehow roped me into one. Even though we aren't together anymore the only thing I would change was the mistakes I made, even though it was her fault for us splitting, I wouldn't have traded her for the world, and would take her back in heartbeat if I could. Best I ever had.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:37 PM   #118
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Nothing wrong with Brazoria County! My friends tell me not to look, that it will just happen.

Mine do too but that gets to the point it feels like its a pat on the shoulder for a lost cause.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:37 PM   #119
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stop looking....
Exactly! Why go looking for trouble? It will find you when it's the right one.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:41 PM   #120
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stop looking....
Best advice...........she'll show up...no need to go searching
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:43 PM   #121
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Checking back to see if Jason has gotten himself in the dog house or under the bridge yet?
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:47 PM   #122
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Gun shows, Hunting Shows, Texas Bowhunter!!! IDK Just make sure she likes the same things you do...GOOD LUCK & HAPPY HUNTING(2 & 4 LEGGED DEER)
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:47 PM   #123
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Those wedding shows at the convention center. Male/Female ratio is like 1-200. The bride to be drags all her single friends with her and just walking through the door makes their biological clocks start ticking louder.
Hell to the No!!! Anything with the word wedding show needs to be avoided.LOL
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:48 PM   #124
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As for the question beats the heck out of me.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:50 PM   #125
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Hell to the No!!! Anything with the word wedding show needs to be avoided.LOL
Did Brandon Arrington just type "Hell to the NO"???????
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:51 PM   #126
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Did Brandon Arrington just type "Hell to the NO"???????
I'm thinking a lot of firsts are going to be made on this thread
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:52 PM   #127
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I've heard the prices aren't bad in Russia
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:55 PM   #128
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Checking back to see if Jason has gotten himself in the dog house or under the bridge yet?
Heck Jason lives in the barn so I don't think he can get much lower.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:56 PM   #129
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Sorry to hear your last one didn't work out Russ. You really need to get out of Brazoria County if you ever wanna do better than this.

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They ain't all as purdy as that lady is down here!
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:02 PM   #130
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Heck Jason lives in the barn so I don't think he can get much lower.
Someone swipe your phone or you going to start referring about you in the third person?
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:03 PM   #131
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I've heard the prices aren't bad in Russia
Me too!
And I've seen several brides that are smoking come otta there!
It's not a bad idea.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:23 PM   #132
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Me too!
And I've seen several brides that are smoking come otta there!
It's not a bad idea.
Iffy Pinto, iffy
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:23 PM   #133
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Nothing wrong with Brazoria County! My friends tell me not to look, that it will just happen.
We need a full resume with photo's included!.



Ya'll know somebody had to say it!
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:28 PM   #134
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Got my back Bones, ya got my back
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:37 PM   #135
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Tree stand!

I meant keg stand, my bad

Got 4 days off, all thats on my mind is tree stands, Bucks and Cold Reebs.....

Good Luck Senior! Pinky swig for ya!
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:40 PM   #136
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Grocery store but it was also work at the time for both of us.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:43 PM   #137
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:43 PM   #138
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I met mine while doing some dreaded Christmas shopping. She was working at Dillards in the mall and I walked in like I owned the place, swept her off her feet, and carried her out like in An Officer and a Gentleman....ok, maybe not the last part.

She was a good catch. She's a good wife. She's a good mom. She's a good....hey wait a minute...the kids are at school, wife is home alone and I'm at the office on the GS. Think I'll head home and remind her who Daddy is... Later boys.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:54 PM   #139
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I met mine while doing some dreaded Christmas shopping. She was working at Dillards in the mall and I walked in like I owned the place, swept her off her feet, and carried her out like in An Officer and a Gentleman....ok, maybe not the last part.

She was a good catch. She's a good wife. She's a good mom. She's a good....hey wait a minute...the kids are at school, wife is home alone and I'm at the office on the GS. Think I'll head home and remind her who Daddy is... Later boys.

Like a boss!!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:02 PM   #140
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Have you considered a youtube video?

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Old 10-17-2012, 03:06 PM   #141
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Grocery store
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:08 PM   #142
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Like a boss!!!
Yea for some reason when I do the like a boss thing it never works.

Y'all thinking this
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I screw it up and it comes off like this
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And Prosser... Yew ain't right boy...
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:17 PM   #143
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Tkin gotz gay'mmmm!!!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:17 PM   #144
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HAHAHAHA!!! I can't pull stuff like that off either. Jason, you know Tink is a stone cold pimp!!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:55 PM   #145
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Stop looking. It happens when it happens.
This.^^^

Did you ever lose an arrow and finally give up looking for it, turn to leave,
and durn near step on it?
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:00 PM   #146
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Plenty of good ones in Brazoria county. Don't give up!
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:11 PM   #147
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I met mine while doing some dreaded Christmas shopping. She was working at Dillards in the mall and I walked in like I owned the place, swept her off her feet, and carried her out like in An Officer and a Gentleman....ok, maybe not the last part.

She was a good catch. She's a good wife. She's a good mom. She's a good....hey wait a minute...the kids are at school, wife is home alone and I'm at the office on the GS. Think I'll head home and remind her who Daddy is... Later boys.
A very small amount of this is true.

Try Matagorda county.
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:14 PM   #148
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Russ, I think you need a vacation in Columbia!
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:17 PM   #149
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:17 PM   #150
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There's a difference in a dating service and a matching service. Matching service asks dozens of questions then a computer beats your answers against female's answers. I looked in her cupboard first visit and found the same food I would buy. We watch football together, fry fish the same and cuss the same politicians.
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