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Old 08-11-2017, 07:44 PM   #1
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Lets here your best you might be a redneck if... joke.

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Old 08-11-2017, 07:52 PM   #2
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You might be a redneck if: you start a thread in the middle of the Astros and Rangers game....
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Old 08-11-2017, 07:54 PM   #3
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I'm watching it and my astros are stinking it up right now.
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:01 PM   #4
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You might be a redneck if you think the farm team can sweep the stros.
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:03 PM   #5
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My name is WoW and I'm a redneck
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:03 PM   #6
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No jinks please!
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:05 PM   #7
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You might be a redneck if you start your bbq pit with a leaf blower
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:09 PM   #8
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you might be a redneck if you have ever used your hunting license as a form of ID
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:13 PM   #9
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....if you cleaned a deer in a WalMart parking lot.
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:14 PM   #10
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.... if you prefer car keys to q-tips for cleaning your ears.
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:17 PM   #11
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...if you mow your grass and find a car.
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:26 PM   #12
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...if you mow your grass and find a car.
Or you just mow your grass !!
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:31 PM   #13
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...if you use a tractor tire for a flower bed
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:36 PM   #14
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If a woman can smoke a cigarette, breast feed and drive a stick shift all at the same time...
Well, she might be a redneck.


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Old 08-11-2017, 08:39 PM   #15
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Works like a champ!!
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:42 PM   #16
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Wait what Oh &@!! I'm a redneck,
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:58 PM   #17
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If your license plate reads, Oklahoma is OK
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:05 PM   #18
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If you spend $7 to lift your Z71 Tahoe..



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Old 08-11-2017, 09:08 PM   #19
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I think we have a winner so far!
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:08 PM   #20
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If you cut the sleeves off your T Shirts on a Friday night ...
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:15 PM   #21
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If this is satisfactory...



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Old 08-11-2017, 09:19 PM   #22
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I like this one

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Old 08-11-2017, 09:22 PM   #23
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If you don't know the difference between "here" and "hear."
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:24 PM   #24
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Freakin Genius!!!!!!
On the "to do" list...
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:29 PM   #25
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If you think the 6-10 lbs on the side of a diaper box is how much they hold!
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:30 PM   #26
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If you don't know the difference between "here" and "hear."
Or "there", "their", or "they're".
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:43 PM   #27
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If the only reason you own a pair of rubber boots, is so you have somewhere to stick the calfs legs
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:53 PM   #28
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....if you used that dating site to find a wife...let's see...oh yeah, ancestry.kom!
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:56 PM   #29
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If you met your wife at your family reunion.
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:57 PM   #30
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If you don't know the difference between "here" and "hear."
. . . or sale and sell. That is about 54.29% of us.
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:01 PM   #31
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Hmmmmmmm........................
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:07 PM   #32
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...you use old tires for landscape projects
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:20 PM   #33
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If u pick your teeth with your pocketknife
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:22 PM   #34
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...you use old tires for landscape projects
Or if you......... Hang out with Smart.

And bring a smile to a kids face.

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Old 08-11-2017, 10:25 PM   #35
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You might be a redneck if you start your bbq pit with a leaf blower
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Works like a champ!!
I've been known to use my air compressor.
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:26 PM   #36
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Favorite redneck activities in our area seem to include stealing scrap metal, faking social security disability, pit bulls, abusing pain medications, and blaming others for their issues on facebook.
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Old 08-11-2017, 11:36 PM   #37
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If this is satisfactory...



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Cant catch them on the couch!!
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Old 08-12-2017, 12:04 AM   #38
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If you, and your son, are in the same grade...
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Old 08-12-2017, 12:19 AM   #39
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Favorite redneck activities in our area seem to include stealing scrap metal, faking social security disability, pit bulls, abusing pain medications, and blaming others for their issues on facebook.
This is white trash not redneck.
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Old 08-12-2017, 10:02 AM   #40
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If there's a transmission in your bathtub.....
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Old 08-12-2017, 10:41 AM   #41
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If your deer stand is in a tree that leans 8' over the neighbors property line or if your girlfriend drops you off in the woods in a sports car , so your in disguise.

This was a friend from Nacogdoches years ago.
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Old 08-12-2017, 11:59 AM   #42
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If there's a transmission in your bathtub.....
Or a big catfish. My mothers dad did that for a week. But he was also a cityboy in Poly when Ft. Worth was smaller, and a WWI vet. So I give-em a pass.
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Old 08-12-2017, 01:02 PM   #43
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If you own a matching set of soup bowls that read "cool whip" on the side.
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Old 08-12-2017, 01:59 PM   #44
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...you think getting the dish washer loaded means getting your wife drunk.
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Old 08-12-2017, 02:01 PM   #45
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I take afence to some of these!
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Old 08-12-2017, 02:09 PM   #46
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High or low?
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Old 08-12-2017, 02:27 PM   #47
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Or "there", "their", or "they're".
Or its and it's, or vane, vein, and vain, or spine and spline
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Old 08-12-2017, 04:30 PM   #48
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Y'all are crazy
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:13 PM   #49
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Muy Loco
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Old 08-12-2017, 09:09 PM   #50
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...if your wife made a flower pot out of the old commode you put out in front of the house.
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