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Old 06-09-2018, 05:11 PM   #1
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Anyone remember the thread where the OP was taking a long road trip and was looking for ideas to fabricate an apparatus so he could pee while driving? It popped in my head a few days ago but I can't find it in the archives. I remember it being entertaining and wanted to read it again.
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:19 PM   #2
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I missed that thread but if you are looking for ideas I tried Travel John brand urinal bags on a trip last year. Problem is its hard to get a good angle so you’re peeing down into the bag while still driving. I’m interested in a better solution myself.
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:22 PM   #3
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http://discussions.texasbowhunter.co...ghlight=Urinal
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:34 PM   #4
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Smart, have you checked this one off your list?
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:43 PM   #5
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Ha. That's it. Thanks
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:07 PM   #6
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Are you taking a dump standing up in your avatar?
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:15 PM   #7
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Are you taking a dump standing up in your avatar?
It's quite possible. I was dropping a lot of acid when that picture was taken.
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:20 PM   #8
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Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:30 PM   #9
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Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha
What I do. I donít know why but I always have to act like Iím looking for something in the passenger seat...
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:31 PM   #10
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Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha


No doubt. I pizz on the side of I-10 going to the deer lease.


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Old 06-09-2018, 06:44 PM   #11
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What I do. I donít know why but I always have to act like Iím looking for something in the passenger seat...
Ha! Ditto.
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:47 PM   #12
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No doubt. I pizz on the side of I-10 going to the deer lease.


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I agree with pulling over just be careful nowadays you have to register as a sex offender if you get caught exposing yourself in public. Glad that wasn't the case when they caught me peeing off the boat at Lake Lavon.
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:50 PM   #13
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Depends!
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Old 06-09-2018, 07:17 PM   #14
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What I do. I donít know why but I always have to act like Iím looking for something in the passenger seat...
Same.
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Old 06-09-2018, 09:20 PM   #15
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Years ago when we were young and dumb in college we drove from Nacogdoches to the world chili cook offs in Terlinga. We were in my friends truck with a camper topper...two rode in front and two of us rode in the back. We had cases of cold beer and plenty of time to drink them but needed a way to pass it on so to speak.

Wound up pushing a piece of garden hose out one corner of the topper rear glass door......with a funnel stuck in it. It was tricky trying to aim at that thing with the truck moving......especially if the knothead driver saw what you were trying to do and swerved to miss an imaginary object in the road.

Then there was that unfortunate hitch hiker we passed while the thing was being put to use........

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Old 06-09-2018, 10:00 PM   #16
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Anyone remember the thread where the OP was taking a long road trip and was looking for ideas to fabricate an apparatus so he could pee while driving? It popped in my head a few days ago but I can't find it in the archives. I remember it being entertaining and wanted to read it again.
I met the OP once, pretty smart cookie!
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:45 AM   #17
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Anyone remember the thread where the OP was taking a long road trip and was looking for ideas to fabricate an apparatus so he could pee while driving? It popped in my head a few days ago but I can't find it in the archives. I remember it being entertaining and wanted to read it again.
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Old 06-10-2018, 06:52 AM   #18
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Tree need watering too
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Old 06-10-2018, 06:57 AM   #19
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Gallon sized ziplocs or just pee when you get out to get another beer
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Old 06-10-2018, 07:01 AM   #20
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Years ago I was in Galveston going to fish off of west beach. When I was towards the end of the sea wall I got a pain and an urge like no other.

I barely made it to the end of the sea wall. Parked the truck on the side of the road. Tossed the dead shrimp in the 5 gal Home Depot bucket out and sat in the bed of me truck on the bucket. You could not see me from the waist down but evidently every knew what I was doing because they kept honking.

I got to work the next day and it seems that there was a fight for the toilet all day the day of my fishing trip. We had gumbo at work the day before and something was not quite right............
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:04 AM   #21
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Just get out and pee on a tire.
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:43 AM   #22
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Just drill a hole in the floor and pour it out.....
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:48 AM   #23
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Condom catheter emptying into a urinal bag.
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Old 06-10-2018, 10:47 AM   #24
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Smart, have you checked this one off your list?



Done!!




I do something weird like pee when I get diesel....#nogolfballbladder...
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Old 06-10-2018, 10:52 AM   #25
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If you can't take a minute or 2 to pull over and go on the side of the road, you need to leave earlier. Lol
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:09 AM   #26
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Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha
This is usually a reliable way to go
Donít overthink it
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:21 AM   #27
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Had an old Jeep that was a Daily Driver once and we went on a long roadtrip. I used the floor drain, hooked a surgical tube and funnel up, and away I went.
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:38 AM   #28
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These are all high quality answers and very much appreciated. I will say again though, wasn't looking for a way to urinate in my vehicle, just wanted to read the old thread. My truck is a week old so I don't plan on whipping the hose out inside any time soon.
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