Conversation between 2 Texans overlooking a pasture:
MR Cows.
MR not Cows.
OSAR. CMPN?
Yep. MR Cows.
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MR Cows.
MR not Cows.
OSAR. CMPN?
Yep. MR Cows.
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From a Google Wi-Fi speaker thingy that the wife got (say "Ok Google, tell me a joke")
How much did the pirate sell his corn for?
A bucaneer.
What do you call a large pile of kittens?
A meow-ntain...
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Originally posted by tradtiger View Post
Can’t wait to share the cat one with the fiancé
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Funny thing about the cat joke is after the speaker said the punch line it meowed. Both of our cats looked at it to see where the new cat was.
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My oldest son, who loves corny jokes and gets me, were riding down the road the other day. There was a road kill squirrel in the road. I said "why didn't that squirrel cross the road?" Son says "I don't know." My response, "Because he got.......tired!"
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I don't know wth I just watched but I can't get it out of my head.Originally posted by DapperDan View Post
Any new jokes?
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Stolen from Kendall Jones fb
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
The 8 pointer says,
'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'
The 4 pointer says,
'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'
The Button buck says,
'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!
The three bucks looked on in amazement.
The 8 pointer says,
'I could probably get by with 4 does...........
Who really needs 10 anyway?'
The 4 pointer says,
'You know.............. come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!'
The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the Button buck runs out into the middle of the field!
He rips and tears up some grass........
pee's all over the place,
snorts & wheezes,
rubs his head raw on a tree,
and chews a lickin branch clean off!
Then he runs back over to his buddies.
His friends immediately ask him,
'What the heck are you doing!?'
I'm just makin' sure that big sucker knows I'm a buck!
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Why does snoop dog use an umbrella?
Fer drizzleComment
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Here is one she told me. Some of you may not get it. Lol
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh Prince. [emoji23]
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What did the fish say when he bumped into the stone wall?
Oh, dam.Comment
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Tell her to look up the FB group called "Pun Based Humor" They post good ones every dayComment
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.Comment
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Two caskets in a funeral parlor, one casket heard a big commotion from the other side of the room and asked the other casket, hey you dying over there?
The other casket replied no, I am just a coffin.Comment
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.Comment
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