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    Here are a few of mine

    The most expensive clothes you own came with a tag that includes the words "mossy oak" or " real tree".

    You tell your wife she needs to park on the street because you need the driveway to build deer blinds

    You set up trail cams on the back fence and have your kids walk in front of them to check if they work correctly and how far to put them from the feeder.

    You have four deer blinds that are 8 x 8, which is roughly the square footage of your first apartment

    Both of your children can correctly identify a drop tine and a "shooter" on TV.

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      When you make up different scenarios when practicing shooting your bow.

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        Anymore good ones?

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          If your Comforter has whitetail portraits on it.

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            You name ur two boys, Hunter and Buck...

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              If you throw away Bass Pro and Cabelas catalogs because it is the same old stuff.

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                ..if you buy pea gravel anytime it goes on sale

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                  Haven't seen this one yet and just thought of it...


                  ..if you hoard all your sick days for deer season, I mean... Flu season.

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                    The only time you restring your weed eater is to take it to the lease

                    When the wife asks "do you need anything from the store". You start to think what I need to take to the lease

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                      When you start getting excited when you see cement deer lawn ornaments and think, one more year.

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                        If I'm trying to figure out a way to hunt through my 25th wedding anniversary !!!

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                          Originally posted by Texas8point View Post
                          If I'm trying to figure out a way to hunt through my 25th wedding anniversary !!!
                          Take a Alaskan cruise and simply slip away for a day or two. She will never know.

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                            Every sunday grocery shopping at walmart you have to swing by hunting section to just "check it out"

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                              you might be deer crazy if you put a doe tag on your wife after sex

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                                Any new ones.

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