Old guy sayings

[grizzman]

I'll start.

Everyday I wake up on this side of the grass is a good day.

No one gets out alive.

[Mudslinger]

Agreed!

[Phillip Fields]

Getting old is better than the alternative.

[BigRed323]

Heard a good one this during a break at our meeting

"I think my brain has taken just about as much as the a s s can handle"

[SaltwaterSlick]

The older I get, the smarter my dad was!

[Dirtymike]

It is like a sore ******, you cant beat it

[Gclyde28]

A couple ill always remember from my grandpa.

"I trust him about as far as I can throw him"

"He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes"

[ktjones]

When working on small things, like rebuilding a carb, my Dad would say:"It's like milking a mouse!"

[Fordnandez]

When working on small things, like rebuilding a carb, my Dad would say:"It's like milking a mouse!"

The version I heard was that it was like jerking off butterflies........... I guess that is the dirty version.

[Dakota7493]

wish in one hand and s h i t in the other and see which fills up first

[elgato]

Says easy does hard...one of my favorites

[UncleBubba]

Is a blue bird blue?

[hog_down]

- Knock your **** in the dirt
- So good it will make you want to slap your granny
- Knock your hat in the creek
- Hotter than a fur coat in Marfa in the summertime
- Look like 2 monkeys trying to bleep a football
- "I'm on it like white on rice"
- "son, you are writing checks your butt can't cash"
- "don't let your alligator mouth overload your tweety bird a**"

[BertramBass]

You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning...

[grizzman]

One my mom used to say, even though she wasn't a guy has always stuck with me.

"If (name) told me the sun was shining, I would have to go out and look".

She used this with her brother, who was a con and habitual liar.