Best movie line.

[SwampRabbit]

Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!

Bill: Shut up, Ted.

Ted: Your stepmom *is* cute, though.

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?

Bill: SHUT UP, TED!


from the same movie

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."

[ShawnG]

x2

You see the size of that chicken !!

x2

[ShawnG]

You see the size of that chicken !!

x2

[WyoBull]

Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Asa Watts and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger...[eyes shifting to Asa Watts] ... and those I am about to.

That was an awesome scene!

[catslayer]

several from o brother where art thou... GREAT MOVIE...

Do NOT seek the tressure!!!

THEY LUBBED HIM UP AND TURNED HIM INTO A HORNY TOAD!!! (though it is a frog...)

[Thumper]

Ben Rumson: Willie, if a young man was goin' trappin' for the first time and wanted a guide, somebody who would be patient with him and show him the way things are to be done; what kind of guide would you choose?

'Rotten Luck'Willie: [Thinking] Ah, that would be Gracie.

[gspbrad]

"I hate rude behavior in a man.......won't tolerate it." Cpt. Call
"$50 well spent Jake..........both times" Gus

You nailed it.

[super_dave]

It's like I'm playing cards with my brothers kids!

[BIG D]

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[Billy Clanton draws a knife]

Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[BIG D]

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn't.


Tombstone is probably the best movie for awesome quotes of all time.

[holdem]

Don't talk, shoot !

[BigWes]

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

From Man on Fire

[cj7zrcool]

Not really a quote, more of a scene:

Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.

Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.

Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.

Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.

.....

Danny after he hits his shot in the water while blindfolded: Where did it go?

Ty Webb: Right in the lumberyard.

Pretty funny for us lumberyard guys.

[COWDOG]

Pain don't hurt.

ROAD HOUSE

[Dusty Britches]

JEBEDIAH NIGHTLINGER
Ohhh, children... My father was a brawny Moor, six feet six inches tall. He bound his head in a red velvet cloth. He wore a curved sword, forged from the finest Toledo steel. He captured a lady, bright and dark. he took her in his arms and wrapped her in a warm quilt and carried her off. They came to a castle and he battered down the doors with the trunk of an oak tree and KILLED EVERYBODY IN IT, just so they could rest the night. Later, while she slept, he walked the parapets... and became a king.

CHARLIE SCHWARTZ - COWBOY
[in awe] Is that true?

JEBEDIAH NIGHTLINGER
If it isn't, it oughta be...