Long ago, in a parking lot, far, far away...
A bunch a rednecks came up with an idea
they called it the Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt!
And people came from all over the known universe to join!
Two leaders arose from the chaos and confusion to bring order on the river, Great Warriors, part of an elite order of bowhunters known as Granger Rangers! Now Generals, these two old, fat, grizzled, bad mouthed, kick *** dudes lead a group of new Rangers, The Polywogs. Training is a life long endeavor, every year they meet for one weekend, for a trial by fire...
It is known as the
A bunch a rednecks came up with an idea
they called it the Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt!
And people came from all over the known universe to join!
Two leaders arose from the chaos and confusion to bring order on the river, Great Warriors, part of an elite order of bowhunters known as Granger Rangers! Now Generals, these two old, fat, grizzled, bad mouthed, kick *** dudes lead a group of new Rangers, The Polywogs. Training is a life long endeavor, every year they meet for one weekend, for a trial by fire...
It is known as the
Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt
While many know of this weekend, few have actually made the effort to participate; here's your chance you lilly livered, scaredy cat wannabes!
The Date:
The weekend after Valentine's day, 2016! For those of you who don't have women friends; Valentine's day is in February!
However, Rules there are!
1) Bring not food! The only way to end up in the river faster is if you ride with Rat! Bring food, get thrown in the drink!
2) Required are the license for hunting and fishing, APH too! Look it up...
3) Hunter Orange is the LAW, wear it. Contrary to what TXUSNAVYCHIEFE says, it is the law and it is required; 144 square inches chest and back plus a lid.
4) Firearms, prohibited they are; crossbows as well. The only way you can use a crossbow is IF you usually use a regular bow but have a DOCTOR'S LETTER saying you can't use a regular bow. Otherwise, no crossbows, don't ask why, don't try and change our minds and don't whine; just stay away if you can't get along without a crossbow. Also, if you have a light saber you can bring that.
Join the Rebellion!
Think you have what it takes to defeat the Evil Empire and General Hogg? Then maybe you do, but there's only one way to know for sure; come and test yourself on the field of battle!
Everyone is invited, period! Keep in mind this is an adult hunting weekend, there will be large amounts of beer and spirits drank, shenanigans pulled, loud, bad language and various other nefarious pranks and stuff.
DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU ARE THIN SKINNED, CAN'T TAKE A JOKE OR ARE EASILY OFFENDED! Like I said, everyone is welcome!
Location of the Rebel Base:
On the ice planet of Hoth...no, wait...
Granger Lake, Texas. Specifically the Primitive Camp on the river just downstream of the No. 7 access point.
Maps for those so inclined:
This a map link...
...and so is this.
To reach the super-secret hidden rebel base you will need a boat of some kind, or you can walk a gazillion miles from the Comanche Bluff Trail Head; your choice.
Duty Roster:
Same as the previous 15 years...
Copy and Paste the list...
Then add your name...
Then hit submit!
Has Boat
Rat +1
Needs Ride
Loser +1
If you are a loser with no boat we will pick you up at No. 7 on Dr Pepper times; or, you can attempt to contact someone via cell or text; Good luck with that.
This is Rogue One; We are a go for GRXH 2016!
Let's Get Lickey
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