Almost got murdered today

[Draco]

It's hard to react fast at 70 on a back road.

[Rubi513]

I hit a dog doing 70 on a Kawasaki ninja back in 99. It threw me on top of the handlebars. I luckily I worked my way back to the seat. How I didn't wreck only God knows.

[Thumper]

You need to get a Ranchhand replacement bumper for that thing........

Glad the timing was off!

[Tree]

Glad you survived the close encounter. I know you guys love your scooters, but be careful out there.

[Iehooligan11b]

Lol I've taken some pretty big bumble bees and grasshoppers to the face and thought those were bad. This would've taken the cake for sure haha. Harpooned by a low flying turkey can't be a regular thing in the obituaries.

[the marshall]

Every time it think about getting another bike, I hear something that makes me ask if it's worth it.

Glad you didn't get jousted!

x2 lol