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    So this weekend I met one of the new hunters on a my property.
    Husband and wife. Shes a Bow Hunter and he is only a gun hunter.

    I asked her if was seeing anything and the conversation went like this.

    M:Seeing anything?

    H:No. But I heard 2 does in the brush tonight.

    M:What?

    H:Yes, I heard 2 does in the brush tonight. They are getting used to me and getting close to accepting me. This is the first step in bow hunting. The Does must accept you as one of their own and only then will they allow you harvest one. If I choose to. But I will wait so that they will allow the bucks to come and then I will harvest a buck.

    M: Ummm. OK... So, once you get accepted then you will kill one?

    H: NO.. HARVEST..We cultivate a relationship. Then I harvest. Like a crop.

    M: Sounds like you have this worked out good luck...

    The next morning I see the husband and ask about the wife and he comes running over to me and says.

    "Today is a good day. My wife says I am to come get her at noon. No sooner because the she can hear 2 bucks in the brush around her. That the does accepted her last night and today the bucks are starting to accept her. She will not kill one as these are the young bucks."

    I wished them luck and drove off. Maybe this is reason I have not killed a B&C Buck maybe I just need them to accept me, love me and work to cultivate a better relationship with them.
    Last edited by powderburner; 10-15-2018, 09:23 AM.

    #2
    Sounds like a hippie turned hunter but hey... at least they're out hunting.

    That's pretty funny!

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      #3
      All these years I've been hiding from the deer. I will introduce myself to them this weekend.

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        #4
        Wow haha

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          #5
          All walks of life.

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            #6
            Interesting

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              #7
              Wow…funny story. Keep us posted, should be interesting.

              With all we feed them they they should love us and sacrifice their own, field dress, cut and wrap, and put their buddies in the freezer for me.

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                #8
                Not sure I could have kept a straight face.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BlackHogDown View Post
                  Sounds like a hippie turned hunter but hey... at least they're out hunting.

                  That's pretty funny!
                  It does sound like that...and the husband sounds like he’s into cuckolding. If I was the OP, I’d stay clear of them.

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                    #10
                    omg, lol I would have been dying laughing!!

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                      #11
                      Seriously, is this real? there are some really weird people in this world to say the least

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                        #12
                        Please keep us posted on these conversations! This will be an awesome thread!!

                        Hahahahaha!!!

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                          #13
                          I can’t believe you didn’t keep this secret to yourself. Maybe you should repay them by letting them in on the pea gravel trick.

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                            #14
                            No body will be laughing if she wacks a big buck LOL

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                              #15
                              Either she been hitting them left handed cigarettes or she smells like vanilly.

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