My fiancé and her jokes....

[DapperDan]

So she sent me this today.....


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[Tubby]

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

















Because the other one wanted to drive

[Toddcaster]

So she sent me this today.....


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Winner!!!!

[hgiles]

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[cvanbrunt]

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[drbonner]

A little hair lipped boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween. I mean this boy was bad hairlipped. The first house he came to he rang the door bell. A lil ole lady answered to hear him “twick o tweet’. The ole woman says “ oh honey look a little pirate. How cute”. She asks the little hair lipped boy “ well sonny, where are your bucaneers?”. The little hair lipped boy replies “ on my buccin Head, can’t you buccin tee em?”

[DapperDan]

Soooo she got me again....

Wife looks at me and asks do you like to draw.

Me: yeah some times I guess.

Wife: well good because I put the “D” in “raw”...


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[chehunt]

ok

[TxAg]

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Hahahahahahaha

[TxAg]

A little hair lipped boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween. I mean this boy was bad hairlipped. The first house he came to he rang the door bell. A lil ole lady answered to hear him “twick o tweet’. The ole woman says “ oh honey look a little pirate. How cute”. She asks the little hair lipped boy “ well sonny, where are your bucaneers?”. The little hair lipped boy replies “ on my buccin Head, can’t you buccin tee em?”

It's "hare" as in rabbit/hare and it's not a kind term to use. Just fyi. The proper term is cleft lip.

[Pushbutton2]

It's "hare" as in rabbit/hare and it's not a kind term to use. Just fyi. The proper term is cleft lip.

Lip or palette?

You taking over for Reaper33?

[Robertt]

Met a dyslexic atheist, he told me he didn't believe in dog.

[Pushbutton2]

So apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password.....



It’s not stroganoff.

And she’s back on a roll! Lol


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What do you call 100 cows pleasuring themselves?

Beef Stroganoff

[DFA]

Hahahahahahaha

Oh no u dent HAHA

[Blood Trail]

What do you call 100 cows pleasuring themselves?

Beef Stroganoff

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