Riding a mechanical bull tips.

[PondPopper]

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DANG And I just THOUGHT Luke Bryan looks gay!!!!!!!!

[Chew]

I got drunk in Olongapo, Philippines. Was bragging to all my Marine buddies that i was from Texas and could ride the mech. Bull better than anybody.

Finally climbed up there on it and looked over at the operator. Gave him my best John Travolta/Urban Cowboy double nod. He just sat there. I jumped straight to the arched back/raised hand/triple nod. He just looked at me. So I went all USMC on him and said Go MF'er!!

He said, "you on backward".

That was pretty much the end of my bullriding career.

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[SaltyMutt]

i got drunk in olongapo, philippines. Was bragging to all my marine buddies that i was from texas and could ride the mech. Bull better than anybody.

Finally climbed up there on it and looked over at the operator. Gave him my best john travolta/urban cowboy double nod. He just sat there. I jumped straight to the arched back/raised hand/triple nod. He just looked at me. So i went all usmc on him and said go mf'er!!

He said, "you on backward".

That was pretty much the end of my bullriding career.

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lmao!

[Brute Killer]

You on backward!

[Goldeneagle]

Here goes the price of trucks again.

[Czechfish]

Prepare to have raw-strawberry inner thighs and you’ll get racked.

[Bilbo]

Ride it like this and get video!

https://youtu.be/jBU5PoAHmug

Wow.


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[Ironman]

I got drunk in Olongapo, Philippines. Was bragging to all my Marine buddies that i was from Texas and could ride the mech. Bull better than anybody.

Finally climbed up there on it and looked over at the operator. Gave him my best John Travolta/Urban Cowboy double nod. He just sat there. I jumped straight to the arched back/raised hand/triple nod. He just looked at me. So I went all USMC on him and said Go MF'er!!

He said, "you on backward".

That was pretty much the end of my bullriding career.

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Holy crap! That's freaking hilarious.

Bigthicket, the only thing I can guarantee you is, you are going to be more sore than you have been in a long time.

[Chief Big Toe]

In my experienced you will stay on as long as the operator will let you. That said I have noticed that the more well endowed you are and more low cut the shirt the better your odds are

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LMBO............... true statement......gotta have an OOPS Moment also

[cosmiccowboy]

This ^^. Your not staying on, unless he lets you. Only tip that matters, is the one you give the operator, out of the 1k

This.

If the operator wants you off, you are going off. The harder you try, the harder the launch will be.

[Uncle Saggy]

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/a69bb32a0c/mDjUQFRVSWymf4hxAIZQ_Mechanical%20Bull%20Toss.gif

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[txpitdog]

Ride it like this and get video!

https://youtu.be/jBU5PoAHmug

Only one word comes to mind after watching that. Penicillin

[muzzlebrake]

They say about 6 shots of Jose Cuervo will help dull the pain.

[recar]

Just make sure someone videos your ride and posts it up here for us to see

x2

[tmurray]

Don’t forget your special shirt.



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Put the wife in this shirt and I bet she comes away with the money, maybe she'll let you have some of it