Need a redneck hog catcher/killer near New Caney ASAP

[Fargus]

I'm still so confused as to why somebody didn't walk over to the probable gate and open said gate. Then push pig out of the before mentioned gate. Unless the home owners were just looking for a rodeo. Were it me I'd have made a bait pile and sat in the kitchen with an open window and waited him out.

Too logical and easy. We would have never gotten this thread if they went this route.

The bait pile was one of the first things I thought of when I got there. However, I would not have opened the gate and given the little booger a free pass. I'm not about to pass on free groceries when it wanders into my yard so willingly, lol.

[DirtyDave]

Wow. Everything about this thread is epic..... Except for the way it went down lol. Perfect job for a Jagdterrier or 2. Would have made a lot better video and live action.

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[Razorback01]

As previously stated- "priceless"!

[Chew]

I have some weird knack for getting caught up in the middle of crazy crap all the time. It happened growing up, happened in the military, an unbelievable amount of times in law enforcement, and its a pretty regular occurrence at home and on TBH as well. In fact, im the talk of the neighborhood right now for challenging a tush hog of a neighborhood bully to a foot race last week. SHE wouldnt take me up on it. Now my poor wife is embarrassed to go outside. Its a constant flow of craziness in my life.

[Pushbutton2]

Need a redneck hog catcher/killer near New Caney ASAP

As previously stated- "priceless"!

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[Neck]

Shoot low sheriff, he's ridin' a shetland!!!

This thread is greatness.

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[Kingfisher789]

Y'all out to get her a feeder ...

[AntlerCollector]

Wow. Everything about this thread is epic..... Except for the way it went down lol. Perfect job for a Jagdterrier or 2. Would have made a lot better video and live action.

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I wanted to get my jagd, but she was 40 minutes away. The time for live action was upon us.

[TBoat10]

Uhhhh, negative Ghost Rider. This was the last time that dog went on hog patrol. Not very dependable in combat.

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Now that's funny!

[RiverRat1]

Look at those eyes! Stone. Cold. Killer.

That collar looks familiar Hmmmm Haven't taken him hog hunting lately have you? And leave on a yellow 4 wheeler?

[AntlerCollector]

That collar looks familiar Hmmmm Haven't taken him hog hunting lately have you? And leave on a yellow 4 wheeler?

[Mary]

I have some weird knack for getting caught up in the middle of crazy crap all the time. It happened growing up, happened in the military, an unbelievable amount of times in law enforcement, and its a pretty regular occurrence at home and on TBH as well. In fact, im the talk of the neighborhood right now for challenging a tush hog of a neighborhood bully to a foot race last week. SHE wouldnt take me up on it. Now my poor wife is embarrassed to go outside. Its a constant flow of craziness in my life.

LOL...poor Mary!

[the preacherman]

Thank you for this! It's been a rough day and I needed a good laugh. Thanks again.

[Quackerbox]

I have some weird knack for getting caught up in the middle of crazy crap all the time. It happened growing up, happened in the military, an unbelievable amount of times in law enforcement, and its a pretty regular occurrence at home and on TBH as well. In fact, im the talk of the neighborhood right now for challenging a tush hog of a neighborhood bully to a foot race last week. SHE wouldnt take me up on it. Now my poor wife is embarrassed to go outside. Its a constant flow of craziness in my life.

What till I see her next. Im going to ask her about this and get the scoop

I normally see her on fridays and she leaves the office

[Chew]

What till I see her next. Im going to ask her about this and get the scoop

I normally see her on fridays and she leaves the office

Brace yourself. Its crazy