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Old 03-01-2018, 11:00 PM   #25
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Conroe, Tx
Hunt In: East Texas Pineywoods, Austin County

Originally Posted by curtintex View Post
I used to know somebody like that, but he got sent off, by the CIA, to assassinate the head of a foreign government and was ambushed by aboriginal warrior women who then tortured him for weeks before he was able to escape by riding a tree trunk over a waterfall and hiking back to the US where he had to sneak into the country posing as a foreign diplomat, where he was mistakenly taken to the White House where he was asked to represent the government as an undercover agent at the ACE Hardware.....where he still works.
I'm thinking he may have been undercover at the Lowes in Livingston before being sent to Ace Hardware...because that story sounds reeeeeally familiar
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