Weather cleared up a bit so I took the motor scooter out for a ride. Cruisin down some backroads, doing about 70, catch something out of the corner of my eye. Then this gigantic turkey comes flying across the road right at face height. This thing was less than two feet in front of my face. I just made peace real quick and was waiting for impact lol. A second difference and I would have been jousted off my bike like some scene in knights tale. So that's how I was almost murdered by a turkey today. About a mile down the road I had to stop and honk and yell at a pack of donkeys that were all stopped blocking the road. Felt like Ace Ventura out there today.
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Originally posted by Iehooligan11b View PostWeather cleared up a bit so I took the motor scooter out for a ride. Cruisin down some backroads, doing about 70, catch something out of the corner of my eye. Then this gigantic turkey comes flying across the road right at face height. This thing was less than two feet in front of my face. I just made peace real quick and was waiting for impact lol. A second difference and I would have been jousted off my bike like some scene in knights tale. So that's how I was almost murdered by a turkey. About a mile down the road I had to stop and honk and yell at a pack of donkeys that were all stopped blocking the road. Felt like Ace Ventura out there today.
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