You might be a redneck if....

[IowaHunter]

I take afence to some of these!

High or low?

[dustoffer]

Or "there", "their", or "they're".

Or its and it's, or vane, vein, and vain, or spine and spline

[sbushee]

Y'all are crazy

[kruppa24]

Muy Loco

[MisterB]

...if your wife made a flower pot out of the old commode you put out in front of the house.

[kruppa24]

You might be a redneck if you think the farm team can sweep the stros.

Looks like the farm team is closer to sweeping the astros.

[rjtkdplus]

If you've ever caped out a deer inside a hotel room.

[harge57]

Lol

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[PondPopper]

If you holler at your WIFE while your frying fish on the back deck..

"Hey Make sure you get that belt back on those deck spindles good and when your done mix us up some weedeater gas"

Yea I got "the look"

[Hunter Dan]

...if you take advice from the green screen.

[kmon]

If you read this whole thread and recognized your self in at least one of the posts

Guilty