Fess up, we all know you have done something Stupid

[systemnt]

Got pulled behind a Oldsmobile 442 via a long rope tied to a hole drilled in a big *** cutting disc.......... down a gravel road....with turns and steel culverts in the ditches....@30+mph

An ambulance , bones, cuts, and burns were involved.

[DJM]

On the way down I remember thinking....your and idiot

Sadly,I've had this happen a couple times...................or Man this is gonna hurt.

DJ

[Drycreek3189]

My fingers would get sore trying to list mine.......

[okrattler]

I would but I don't wanna walk you through 28 years of life. That'd probably crash this website.

[unclefish]

When I was younger and just bought by first house...I had a barbecue....that night I threw the "ashes" over my wooden fence in the backyard (pipeline easement).

The next morning I woke up and looked outside and half my fence had burned down and was smoldering. Luckily it was foggy and wet that night or it might have been catastrophic.

[Pstraw]

Well put some more wood on the fire and drag up a chair. Once upon a time....

[jshouse]

one that sticks out is trying to shoot the mud out of the end of the barrel of $69 New England Arms 410 when I was about 14. lucky for me it was a cheap gun the barrel mushroomed and split instead of blowing out towards my face.

there are many, many more.

[SaltyMutt]

It is wise not to try and "Modify" Fireworks. Many fire fighters and acres of brush taught me that lesson.

[TX_Hoghunter]

This would go in the I have done some stupid stuff in my life but nothing lately so I was overdue category.....About 2 weeks ago I was at the lease in Harper. It was Sunday afternoon and everyone else had already left. I had hunted my back stand the evening before and realized that I should have really trimmed some of the trees. IN one of my stands I could hear deer eating corn but could not even get a glimpse of them until it was too late to get a shot. Anyway I went out an hour or so early. I did not have a saw but figured that I could break enough limbs out of the way to improve my view. This is the hill country so the trees were live oaks. I climbed into the first tree aqnd managed to get the limbs pulled off the tree. At the next tree I had a problem. About 12 feet up was a limb I needed gone but it was way to large for me to break off the tree. I decided I could get on the limb and at least break the branches off of it. There was a small scrub oak type of a tree under it.that kind of grew horizontal before doubling back. I easily climbed into it and made the leap to the limb 12 foot off of the ground. Now at 52 years of age I don't jump quite like I use too but I made the leap without issues other than the limb I jumped too must have had a weak spot. It snapped off even with the trunk of the tree. I landed on the horizontal part of the scrub oak about a foot off the ground. Hit me right across the lower back. My first thought was to see if my legs worked...they did. Back is still a little on the sore side today. Good news is I can now see the feeder fine.....

-john

[bollomb]

Towed a boat down the road one night. Without a trailer. Tried like heck to get a buddy to ride in it. He refused

Tried that one night in Planterville about 10 yrs ago with a aluminum boat behind a truck.. The cops weren't to happy when they showed up. The neighbors called and said sounds like the train de-railed and came off the tracks

[jshouse]

It is wise not to try and "Modify" Fireworks. Many fire fighters and acres of brush taught me that lesson.

I have a minor bottle rocket and field on fire story, but they were stock bottle rockets.

[Throwin Darts]

This would go in the I have done some stupid stuff in my life but nothing lately so I was overdue category.....About 2 weeks ago I was at the lease in Harper. It was Sunday afternoon and everyone else had already left. I had hunted my back stand the evening before and realized that I should have really trimmed some of the trees. IN one of my stands I could hear deer eating corn but could not even get a glimpse of them until it was too late to get a shot. Anyway I went out an hour or so early. I did not have a saw but figured that I could break enough limbs out of the way to improve my view. This is the hill country so the trees were live oaks. I climbed into the first tree aqnd managed to get the limbs pulled off the tree. At the next tree I had a problem. About 12 feet up was a limb I needed gone but it was way to large for me to break off the tree. I decided I could get on the limb and at least break the branches off of it. There was a small scrub oak type of a tree under it.that kind of grew horizontal before doubling back. I easily climbed into it and made the leap to the limb 12 foot off of the ground. Now at 52 years of age I don't jump quite like I use too but I made the leap without issues other than the limb I jumped too must have had a weak spot. It snapped off even with the trunk of the tree. I landed on the horizontal part of the scrub oak about a foot off the ground. Hit me right across the lower back. My first thought was to see if my legs worked...they did. Back is still a little on the sore side today. Good news is I can now see the feeder fine.....

-john

This is ironic considering the other thread

[TexasAg2002]

Gas on a fire. Almost died.

[Tuffbroadhead]

I recently accidentally took a swig of my own pee. The other day I peed in a lemon lime Gatorade bottle and forgot that I did that. Well the next day I took a swig of it and immediately knew the horrific think I’ve done. Instant shame.

HOLY SMOKE!!

[sierracharlie338]

Not until after I retire.....

Dam that statute of limitations!!! LOL I reckon I can't laugh too loud.