My fiancé and her jokes....

[fishanhunt]

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field .

[kmon]

The class assignment was to write a short story using as few words as possible

the story had to contain religion, sex, and mystery

their was only one A+ in the class....

OMG! I'm pregnant, wonder who did it.

[kmon]

A small bucket went to see the doctor.
The doctor's prognosis: "You need some water, you're a little pail".

[Txbownut]

Ok, I'll play.

I keep having these dreams.... one night I'm a teepee, the next night I'm a wigwam.
My doctor says it's because I'm two tents.

[Lynn21]

She'll love this one- how do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.

[txpitdog]

What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?

8 pirates


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[deerwatcher51]

She'll love this one- how do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.

[30-30]

Got time for two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooke.......




Heard that one here but can't remember whose it was.

[DapperDan]

These are pretty good! She dies laughing at corny jokes. [emoji23][emoji23]


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[DapperDan]

Here’s one she thought you’d guys like since this is a hunting forum...
What do you call a blind deer???





No eyed deer [emoji1303]



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[DapperDan]

And one of her favorites that she loves to tell!
What kind of bees produce milk?




Boobies [emoji23]


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[Muskles]

What do you call the a cow with only 2 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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[wow]

Keep on.

[Texas Grown]

A horse with da blues walks up to a bar. The bartender says "You look a little long in the face". The horse reply's "Hay now!"

[chuckw]

my wife kept pestering me to quite acting like a flamingo.......so i put my foot down!