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    #31
    Originally posted by boy wonder View Post
    Did you retire?
    Yes, I am tired, very tired.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Pineywoods View Post
      I need advise on how to avoid this mistake. Their is know way I wont to go through that. Won text like that and my house will be for sell. Personally, myself, I don't want to sea that happen.
      Congratulations! You have it down!!!

      Originally posted by Geezy Rider View Post
      Spell check makes me seam smarter than I really am.
      Geoffy, I know you are a real fart smeller...I mean, uh, a real smart feller!

      Originally posted by Texas Grown View Post

      You make-n fun of my linguistics?
      I never make fun of pasta. I love it!


      Originally posted by StrayDog View Post
      What are your feeling about unnecessary commas? For example, when an independent class preceeds the word “but” in a sentence, no comma is needed.

      In this post and a previous rant about spelling/grammar you incorrectly used a comma before the word “but”.

      I’m not trying to be a butt but thought I’d point out the error. See what I did there.
      I have very deep feelings about unnecessary commas. I have even deeper feelings about necessary commas that are omitted! Embarrassingly and admittedly, I sometimes error in my placement of commas, and, for that, I ask daily for forgiveness in my prayers, and I also ask God and Mrs. Tuttle to forgive those of you who have sinned in the commission of punctuation and grammatical errors!

      Originally posted by Carpe_diem View Post
      The same thing happened to me when I was stripper fishing

      Yes, I can see where that could land you in trouble!


      Originally posted by Drycreek3189 View Post
      I can't wait until you get to piqued/peaked, as in "that piqued my interest", because nobody has gotten that right that I've seen......... or is that saw ?
      Rule #3 may very well be a lesson on the use of seen!


      Originally posted by glen View Post
      Spelling is important but big biceps are importanter.
      After seeing your biceps, I have asked Santa Claus for some barbells!!!

      Originally posted by lodgepole View Post
      I was texting my wife the other day while I was home and she was at work. I was trying to tell her that I was about to get in the shower then go Christmas shopping.

      Instead it read:

      “About to get some in the shower then go shopping”
      I hope it was good, especially if you showered alone!
      Last edited by Burnadell; 12-23-2017, 12:10 PM.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Carpe_diem View Post
        The same thing happened to me when I was stripper fishing
        Oh Lord, how many times have we read on here about guys going stripper fishing. Wonder what they used for bait.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Burnadell View Post
          Congratulations! You have it down!!!



          Geoffy, I know you are a real fart smeller...I mean, uh, a real smart feller!



          I never make fun of pasta. I love it!




          I have very deep feelings about unnecessary commas. I have even deeper feelings about necessary commas that are omitted! Embarrassingly and admittedly, I sometimes error in my placement of commas, and, for that, I ask daily for forgiveness in my prayers, and I also ask God and Mrs. Tuttle to forgive those of you who have sinned in the commission of punctuation and grammatical errors!




          Yes, I can see where that could land you in trouble!




          Rule #3 may very well be a lesson on the use of seen!




          After seeing your biceps, I have asked Santa Claus for some barbells!!!



          I hope it was good, especially if you showered alone!
          Funny stuff! I'ma guess-n you had your fiber last night.

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            #35
            Originally posted by quarterback View Post
            Oh Lord, how many times have we read on here about guys going stripper fishing. Wonder what they used for bait.
            Dollar bills?

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              #36
              Someone learned you, and myself good

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                #37
                This stuff just shickles me titless

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Burnadell View Post
                  Congratulations! You have it down!!!







                  Geoffy, I know you are a real fart smeller...I mean, uh, a real smart feller!







                  I never make fun of pasta. I love it!









                  I have very deep feelings about unnecessary commas. I have even deeper feelings about necessary commas that are omitted! Embarrassingly and admittedly, I sometimes error in my placement of commas, and, for that, I ask daily for forgiveness in my prayers, and I also ask God and Mrs. Tuttle to forgive those of you who have sinned in the commission of punctuation and grammatical errors!









                  Yes, I can see where that could land you in trouble!









                  Rule #3 may very well be a lesson on the use of seen!









                  After seeing your biceps, I have asked Santa Claus for some barbells!!!







                  I hope it was good, especially if you showered alone!


                  I’m the best !!


                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                    #39
                    I once intended to invite my preacher to go duck hunting via text. Instead I accidentally invited him to go d1ck hunting.......he declined.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                      I once intended to invite my preacher to go duck hunting via text. Instead I accidentally invited him to go d1ck hunting.......he declined.
                      Would have been more awkward if he’d accepted.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                        I once intended to invite my preacher to go duck hunting via text. Instead I accidentally invited him to go d1ck hunting.......he declined.
                        Yes, that would be awkward!!!

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                          #42
                          Lol

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                            #43
                            Thanks for the laugh.

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