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Forum: Around the Campfire Yesterday, 09:13 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,394
Posted By Dale Moser
I have a scar on my chin where a tooth made its...

I have a scar on my chin where a tooth made its exit without having the common courtesy to go out via my mouth. The handle bars kinda forced the issue.


Dad loves to tell the story about pulling...
Forum: Around the Campfire Yesterday, 03:08 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,394
Posted By Dale Moser
I used to be a genius, it wasn't until I got...

I used to be a genius, it wasn't until I got married I turned into an idiot.



Wait till they discover beer and girls.....you don't know what dumb is yet!
Forum: Around the Campfire Yesterday, 03:06 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,882
Posted By Dale Moser
22 or 23 years, found in a classifieds ad in the...

22 or 23 years, found in a classifieds ad in the newspaper...
Forum: Around the Campfire Yesterday, 12:11 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,922
Posted By Dale Moser
A dollar is still a dollar, and FSU has just as...

A dollar is still a dollar, and FSU has just as many as ATM does.
Forum: Around the Campfire Yesterday, 12:04 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,922
Posted By Dale Moser
Why can't FSU pay him just as much as atm....?

Why can't FSU pay him just as much as atm....?
Forum: Around the Campfire Yesterday, 11:58 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,922
Posted By Dale Moser
Not to be negative, or condescending....But why...

Not to be negative, or condescending....But why in hell does anyone think Fisher would ever leave FSU for ATM? That seems absurd to me...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-21-2017, 05:17 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 8,225
Posted By Dale Moser
It happens tonight...

It happens tonight...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-21-2017, 10:24 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,885
Posted By Dale Moser
We got married out of state, and I didn't meet...

We got married out of state, and I didn't meet the pastor until the day before. He was a little preterbed that we hadn't done the counseling and said something about not marrying us. I was more than...
Forum: The Other Side of the Ranch (Firearms) 11-21-2017, 08:55 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,394
Posted By Dale Moser
Green and yellow box...for 30+ years.

Green and yellow box...for 30+ years.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-20-2017, 05:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By Dale Moser
Slice into 4 ribeye steaks.

Slice into 4 ribeye steaks.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-20-2017, 05:14 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 8,225
Posted By Dale Moser
;)bSnoop knows his breakfast pastries, just keep...

;)bSnoop knows his breakfast pastries, just keep them locked up so they don't end up mouse food.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-20-2017, 05:08 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 19,064
Posted By Dale Moser
Stop me if you've heard this before.... They...

Stop me if you've heard this before....

They don't have a receiver who can both get open, AND catch the ball.

They don't have any depth because Jerry drafts pot heads, cripples, and bad tight...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-20-2017, 04:56 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 8,225
Posted By Dale Moser
Bottled beer for the deer blind=Pro move ...

Bottled beer for the deer blind=Pro move





Holes!
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-20-2017, 04:15 PM
Replies: 321
Views: 7,285
Posted By Dale Moser
He's just a privileged rich kid whose parents...

He's just a privileged rich kid whose parents have fought all of his battles, but never taught him how to act in public. The bravado (however false/contrived) would be awesome, if he wasn't such a...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-20-2017, 02:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 436
Posted By Dale Moser
Wait, that makes sense.....that can't be right?:D

Wait, that makes sense.....that can't be right?:D
Forum: Traditional 11-19-2017, 04:06 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,738
Posted By Dale Moser
My grandad was a mechanic on a road crew. He was...

My grandad was a mechanic on a road crew. He was welding on a big ol loader bucket when the block it was on collapsed and it mashes most of his trigger finger off. He killed the biggest deer he ever...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-18-2017, 05:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 356
Posted By Dale Moser
Attaboy, Jefe! That's fun shootin! Sent...

Attaboy, Jefe! That's fun shootin!


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Forum: The Other Side of the Ranch (Firearms) 11-18-2017, 03:14 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,971
Posted By Dale Moser
No drop inside 1500yds, it's like a laser. The...

No drop inside 1500yds, it's like a laser. The ammo actually seeks out bullseyes and hearts. It will probably achieve world peace within the month.


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-18-2017, 12:41 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 4,194
Posted By Dale Moser
Yep, and whatever it'll do, a corvette will do...

Yep, and whatever it'll do, a corvette will do better.


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Forum: Traditional 11-17-2017, 09:48 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,738
Posted By Dale Moser
Getting your keys out of your pocket. ...

Getting your keys out of your pocket.

Zipping your fly.

Signing checks.

Taking a shower.


All things that **** you off when this stuff happens.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-17-2017, 09:21 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,156
Posted By Dale Moser
Wheel barrel All of the sudden Crap for...

Wheel barrel

All of the sudden

Crap for sell

Gonna sale some crap

You no what I mean
Forum: The Other Side of the Ranch (Firearms) 11-17-2017, 09:12 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 3,722
Posted By Dale Moser
Do you NOT own an ar?

I built a nice one and hated it...until I put a good trigger in it.

Super versatile, fun to shoot, and perfect for kids. The collapsible stock, and pistol grip make them super easy for kids. My...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-17-2017, 05:01 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 805
Posted By Dale Moser
They are in New York and Boston. Very...

They are in New York and Boston.



Very cool for Altuve, and very well deserved! I love to watch him play.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-17-2017, 04:58 PM
Replies: 9,134
Views: 157,409
Posted By Dale Moser
Very glad to hear Tuve got his MVP...future...

Very glad to hear Tuve got his MVP...future HOF'er. I wouldn't have believed it a few years ago.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-17-2017, 11:39 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,236
Posted By Dale Moser
I think he's old too. Sent from my iPhone...

I think he's old too.


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-16-2017, 11:00 PM
Replies: 508
Views: 19,641
Posted By Dale Moser
Good stuff man, great deer! Those dogs are...

Good stuff man, great deer! Those dogs are amazing critters.

Congrats again, Hero.


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-16-2017, 03:49 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,955
Posted By Dale Moser
If you've seen him drink Makers, go with Garrison...

If you've seen him drink Makers, go with Garrison Brothers, or Blantons....NOT Crown.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-16-2017, 09:48 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,362
Posted By Dale Moser
This area is growing so **** fast, they are...

This area is growing so **** fast, they are dumping all the money into more schools. I don't know where it stops, but it's messed up.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-16-2017, 09:32 AM
Replies: 903
Views: 19,064
Posted By Dale Moser
They seem to want to rubber stamp his huge raise,...

They seem to want to rubber stamp his huge raise, along with other demands, while he's in charge of a league losing viewership and unwilling to do anything about it...
Forum: The Other Side of the Ranch (Firearms) 11-16-2017, 09:04 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 3,722
Posted By Dale Moser
There he is! Let me guess, you don't own a 4...

There he is! Let me guess, you don't own a 4 wheel drive either, because "they'll only get you stuck further from the road!"


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 10:54 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 523
Posted By Dale Moser
another--- what is this tool thingy?

I don't really remember exactly, i think the different notches are for different sized mortar joints. I just remember masons having them when I was a kid, I don't think they're used much anymore....
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 10:46 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 523
Posted By Dale Moser
It's a masons line pin. Sent from my...

It's a masons line pin.


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 07:27 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,855
Posted By Dale Moser
"Childlike taste buds..."[emoji3] Sent...

"Childlike taste buds..."[emoji3]


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Forum: D-I-Y Projects 11-15-2017, 04:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 953
Posted By Dale Moser
I want a forge.. Sent from my iPhone...

I want a forge..


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 01:20 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,855
Posted By Dale Moser
I'd turn you in to HR...wait, Mary isn't HR is...

I'd turn you in to HR...wait, Mary isn't HR is she?


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 01:13 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 789
Posted By Dale Moser
22.5 degrees. Sent from my iPhone using...

22.5 degrees.


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 11:57 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 634
Posted By Dale Moser
Actually, brick still packaged in the front...

Actually, brick still packaged in the front yard...repo'able. It REALLY ****** off the homeowner though.

Fireplace installed in the house...NOT repo'able in the daylight.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 11:46 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,327
Posted By Dale Moser
For the love of all that is holy, can Greys...

For the love of all that is holy, can Greys Anatomy please finally go away...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 11:44 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,978
Posted By Dale Moser
Cosmicowboy built one similar some years ago, but...

Cosmicowboy built one similar some years ago, but he had one window in the feed pen, and one window outside it. I bet they are cooler in the summer time being mostly underground.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 11:21 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 634
Posted By Dale Moser
Just for the record, it is illegal to repo your...

Just for the record, it is illegal to repo your materials even if you havn't been payed for them....or so I've heard...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-15-2017, 11:19 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,507
Posted By Dale Moser
;)b Ethanol is is the biggest farce since...

;)b

Ethanol is is the biggest farce since Y2K.
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 10:08 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,073
Posted By Dale Moser
Don't know what it's for, but it's designed to...

Don't know what it's for, but it's designed to cut through that piece, not press.


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 09:15 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 119
Posted By Dale Moser
FEMA came through and bought up everything after...

FEMA came through and bought up everything after Harvey, They didn't know Texans know how to handle bidness. Gonna be a weird market for a while, at least until they sell them all off.


Sent from...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 08:17 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,315
Posted By Dale Moser
Crappy Situation - Opinions Needed

Your brother in law is a worthless piece of trash. If you are a 300lb man and blame a clogged dumper on a kid and don't fix it....you are just a large child.

But someone in that house should have...
Forum: The Other Side of the Ranch (Firearms) 11-14-2017, 07:51 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 777
Posted By Dale Moser
Well you get points for going from Savage to...

Well you get points for going from Savage to ruger!


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 07:49 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,792
Posted By Dale Moser
That guy.....is someone I would like to party...

That guy.....is someone I would like to party with! Did y'all see the "VOID" over that tattoo??? "Y'all ****ers stay classy!" I love that guy!


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Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 07:39 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,028
Posted By Dale Moser
I'm reminded of a song from a Kris Kristopherson...

I'm reminded of a song from a Kris Kristopherson song..."don't ever cuss that fiddle, boy, unless you want that fiddle out of tune!"

Did he think that camera man would just forget that video and...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 04:28 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,315
Posted By Dale Moser
I can't believe this is even a question.... ...

I can't believe this is even a question....


Grandpa should lock every other supposed man in the house in that ****ter and not let a SOB out until it's clean...and it don't matter who cleans it!
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 11:44 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,028
Posted By Dale Moser
He doesn't qualify...

He doesn't qualify...
Forum: Around the Campfire 11-14-2017, 11:22 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 566
Posted By Dale Moser
There's a place out of arkansas called Dan's...

There's a place out of arkansas called Dan's Whetstone or somesuch, they have all sizes of hard/fine, and medium/soft stones.
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