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Forum: Around the Campfire 02-14-2019, 06:36 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 475
Posted By muzzlebrake
Bout 12 hours from now I'll be rolling hard south...

Bout 12 hours from now I'll be rolling hard south of FW. Gonna have me a Boudin Kolache in West and meet up with 20 others. We gonna have a southbound caravan of hog hunters bonafide! Street tacos...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-14-2019, 12:06 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,626
Posted By muzzlebrake
If you believe...

If you believe Snopes----https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/el-chapo-testify-clinton-pelosi/
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-14-2019, 11:57 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,148
Posted By muzzlebrake
Finally! After all this time a good clean post!

Finally! After all this time a good clean post!
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-14-2019, 08:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 667
Posted By muzzlebrake
Let's see, Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Baker, Robert...

Let's see, Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Baker, Robert Tilton etc etc etc.
Another I don't remember his name but was the pastor of the Baptist church I went to as a kid who ran off with the church secretary...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-14-2019, 08:12 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,200
Posted By muzzlebrake
I've never seen or owned an unloaded gun. I treat...

I've never seen or owned an unloaded gun. I treat them all as loaded. The only time a gun is unloaded is if I hand it off to another person.
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-14-2019, 08:10 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,874
Posted By muzzlebrake
Polar black bear:D

Polar black bear:D
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-14-2019, 08:09 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,874
Posted By muzzlebrake
Bears and coons both have the same shape penile...

Bears and coons both have the same shape penile bone so why not the skull and teeth too?
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-14-2019, 07:29 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,200
Posted By muzzlebrake
Nope! Cocked, locked and loaded always. Saves...

Nope!
Cocked, locked and loaded always. Saves time if ever needed.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-13-2019, 07:01 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 3,680
Posted By muzzlebrake
Once a fetus is capable of survival of a...

Once a fetus is capable of survival of a premature birth it is no longer a fetus. It's a baby. It has feelings. It has a brain and a heartbeat. Science has already proven that an unborn child is...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-13-2019, 06:53 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 4,602
Posted By muzzlebrake
I would rather eat the south end of a northbound...

I would rather eat the south end of a northbound menstruating skunk.
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-13-2019, 02:18 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,023
Posted By muzzlebrake
FYI, up until 2013 Ford already owned 11.8% stock...

FYI, up until 2013 Ford already owned 11.8% stock in Cummins Diesel. In 2013 Cummins bought all the stock back.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-12-2019, 07:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 722
Posted By muzzlebrake
I heard one last night saying Beto had 7000...

I heard one last night saying Beto had 7000 supporters at his rally.
They must have been referring to one back when he was running for senator.
Camera shot sure didn't look like 7000. I've seen...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-12-2019, 07:04 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 722
Posted By muzzlebrake
Trump killed em in El Paso. Beto looked totally...

Trump killed em in El Paso. Beto looked totally stupid jumping around on stage like he was high on crack.

Always know-If illegals voted mostly Republican instead of mostly Democrat, the Democrats...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-12-2019, 06:51 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 9,728
Posted By muzzlebrake
Wasn't really an accident but year before last I...

Wasn't really an accident but year before last I started having abdominal pain on the way to the lease out around Abilene but I kept driving. By the time I got to the lease(360 miles from my...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-12-2019, 03:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,427
Posted By muzzlebrake
They have migrated all the way north to the...

They have migrated all the way north to the Concho in Sterling County where they used to be common. As a kid we lived in Crane, Tx south of Odessa for a short time and there was a bear season in...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-12-2019, 08:29 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 667
Posted By muzzlebrake
Predators lurk in the most unlikely of places. ...

Predators lurk in the most unlikely of places.
No one ever sees them until it's too late.
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-11-2019, 01:49 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 996
Posted By muzzlebrake
Just cut a hole in the seat of your pants and the...

Just cut a hole in the seat of your pants and the flies won't be up around your face.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-11-2019, 01:45 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 502
Posted By muzzlebrake
One thing I have learned starting with Obama is...

One thing I have learned starting with Obama is to not bet against how stupid the American people are or can be. Obama was about as racist as a person can get yet they elected him. Not once but twice!
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-11-2019, 11:12 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,146
Posted By muzzlebrake
If you combined both their brains the result...

If you combined both their brains the result would still be dumber than a rock.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-11-2019, 11:11 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 502
Posted By muzzlebrake
Gonna be fun watching her get poked-in-the-hontas.

Gonna be fun watching her get poked-in-the-hontas.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-11-2019, 11:02 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 787
Posted By muzzlebrake
A Certified Genius Simplifies the Border...

A Certified Genius Simplifies the Border Problem..........

No Matter what side you fall on - his was always a voice of reason....so missed...

Amazing that he made this video before his...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-10-2019, 08:40 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,579
Posted By muzzlebrake
I see what you did there. I'll take a dozen of...

I see what you did there. I'll take a dozen of the ones on the right, unglazed please.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-09-2019, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 539
Posted By muzzlebrake
Roberts has turned out to be the biggest...

Roberts has turned out to be the biggest disappointment ever in a SCOTUS pick. At least you knew where the others stood before they were confirmed. This guy is the Benedict Arnold of the SC. Can't be...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-09-2019, 09:17 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,820
Posted By muzzlebrake
Great Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-09-2019, 08:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 475
Posted By muzzlebrake
I'll be in one of these Fema trailers for a...

I'll be in one of these Fema trailers for a couple of nights. Usually the one next to the cleaning station. Pretty nice hunting camp. The 2 ladies that cook for us do an awesome job of traditional...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-08-2019, 04:12 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,820
Posted By muzzlebrake
OH look! A beaver with teeth

OH look! A beaver with teeth
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-08-2019, 04:08 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,614
Posted By muzzlebrake
They said nothing about keeping your wife and...

They said nothing about keeping your wife and kids out of it. If it can't do that then it's worthless.
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-08-2019, 04:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 475
Posted By muzzlebrake
Caterina Countdown.

Bout this time next Friday I will be pulling into the Briscoe Caterina to lay some smack down on pigs. Lots of pigs down there need shootin.
Best part of the drive down is stopping at Slovacek's in...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-08-2019, 03:44 PM
Replies: 733
Views: 40,231
Posted By muzzlebrake
Well, RATS! I just knew I wuz gonna walk in...

Well, RATS!
I just knew I wuz gonna walk in there and find me a Sig P320 M17 in dark earth color for $350-$400. No such luck. They still $650 plus tax.
Forum: The Other Side of the Ranch (Firearms) 02-08-2019, 10:19 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,896
Posted By muzzlebrake
;)b Although I love what my 22-250 with 40gr...

;)b

Although I love what my 22-250 with 40gr Berger HP bullets does to them at 3900fps. Total evisceration of the innards on a broadside hit.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-08-2019, 09:27 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 4,965
Posted By muzzlebrake
That's proof enough that only the good die young

That's proof enough that only the good die young
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-08-2019, 09:20 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,820
Posted By muzzlebrake
Oh yeah I forgot. But how we gonna melt all that...

Oh yeah I forgot. But how we gonna melt all that glass needed for the panels with fossil fuel being outlawed. And no plastic either since we can't have oil anymore. Houston, we have a problem! We...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-08-2019, 09:17 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 500
Posted By muzzlebrake
Should name him Bill or William Jefferson

Should name him Bill or William Jefferson
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-08-2019, 08:54 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,820
Posted By muzzlebrake
Oh boy! Electric boats! No more fossil fueled...

Oh boy! Electric boats! No more fossil fueled transportation. Now if we can just figure a way to get that electricity out to the middle of the Atlantic to charge them batteries:D
Oh course they...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-07-2019, 04:07 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 8,754
Posted By muzzlebrake
I'm wonder how when she was working as a waitress...

I'm wonder how when she was working as a waitress did she ever manage to make change for a $5 bill. Got to be the stupidest human ever. I've seen smarter and better looking grub worms.:mad:
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-07-2019, 04:01 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,820
Posted By muzzlebrake
She needs to be sterilized ASAP. Lunatics like...

She needs to be sterilized ASAP. Lunatics like that don't need to reproduce.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-07-2019, 12:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 785
Posted By muzzlebrake
Well, my GF who is in the State Guard just got...

Well, my GF who is in the State Guard just got queried if she can deploy within 15 days. Gov Abbott just appropriated 12.4 million to go to the Texas State Guard. I guess things are starting to heat...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-07-2019, 11:37 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 785
Posted By muzzlebrake
Follow the money. I'll bet a bundle lots of it...

Follow the money. I'll bet a bundle lots of it leads to Soros. The man is pure evil. He's bragged publicly that he enjoys taking down governments and whole countries. Creating this kind of crisis and...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-07-2019, 11:34 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,164
Posted By muzzlebrake
An old cheap plumber's trick was to pour some Veg...

An old cheap plumber's trick was to pour some Veg Oil into the floor drains. It will not evaporate and keeps the trap sealed. I have even heard of some using light weight motor oil. Water will drain...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-06-2019, 09:51 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 4,965
Posted By muzzlebrake
Old RBG has always been a cancer on American...

Old RBG has always been a cancer on American justice. What goes around comes around.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-06-2019, 09:41 AM
Replies: 198
Views: 8,754
Posted By muzzlebrake
All those women dressed in white. Turns out those...

All those women dressed in white. Turns out those were straight jackets disguised as dresses. No wonder they couldn't move.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-06-2019, 09:06 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 615
Posted By muzzlebrake
Anybody notice the sh#t eating grin on Crying...

Anybody notice the sh#t eating grin on Crying Chucky's face the entire time. He probably went home a slapped the snot outta his wife.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-06-2019, 09:02 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 615
Posted By muzzlebrake
To me the one that stood out the most as being...

To me the one that stood out the most as being totally disrespectful was Kamala Harris. That Ho is pure evil. Next was AOC. What a dimwit piece of scum. Poor ol Botox Pelosi's reaction was to be...
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-05-2019, 03:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 787
Posted By muzzlebrake
I just found this meme. I think this is the best...

I just found this meme. I think this is the best solution I have ever heard to pay for the wall.
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-05-2019, 12:57 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 391
Posted By muzzlebrake
Cuomo

So Cuomo wants to tax the wealthy more but blames Trump for millionaires moving out of NY. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cuomo-blames-federal-tax-law-for-2-3-billion-new-york-state-budget-deficit
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-05-2019, 12:54 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,591
Posted By muzzlebrake
I've tried holding my Lacy still and it's not...

I've tried holding my Lacy still and it's not possible. Unbelievable how strong them lil dawgs are. My 35 lb Lacy can whip the snot out of our 55 lb Blue Heeler and twice as fast. Mine has cat like...
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-05-2019, 12:47 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,546
Posted By muzzlebrake
I hunt hawgs down south of Asherton every...

I hunt hawgs down south of Asherton every February. 100% of the time we see rattlers laying out on roads or rocky flats. Lots of them down there this time of year.
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-05-2019, 08:17 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 4,522
Posted By muzzlebrake
good ol George He Stopped Loving Her Today

good ol George
He Stopped Loving Her Today
Forum: Current Events - Politics and Such 02-05-2019, 08:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 420
Posted By muzzlebrake
And there is nothing Pelosi and Schumer can do...

And there is nothing Pelosi and Schumer can do about it. Ain't it sweet?
Forum: Around the Campfire 02-05-2019, 07:59 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,313
Posted By muzzlebrake
Well, democrats learn where the free stuff is so...

Well, democrats learn where the free stuff is so why not deer?
They will most times throw caution to the wind to get to the free stuff.
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