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Rat 12-25-2015 07:13 PM

GRXH 2016 - The Force Sleeps In!
 
Long ago, in a parking lot, far, far away...
A bunch a rednecks came up with an idea
they called it the Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt!
And people came from all over the known universe to join!
Two leaders arose from the chaos and confusion to bring order on the river, Great Warriors, part of an elite order of bowhunters known as Granger Rangers! Now Generals, these two old, fat, grizzled, bad mouthed, kick *** dudes lead a group of new Rangers, The Polywogs. Training is a life long endeavor, every year they meet for one weekend, for a trial by fire...

It is known as the

Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt


While many know of this weekend, few have actually made the effort to participate; here's your chance you lilly livered, scaredy cat wannabes!

The Date:
The weekend after Valentine's day, 2016! For those of you who don't have women friends; Valentine's day is in February!

However, Rules there are!
1) Bring not food! The only way to end up in the river faster is if you ride with Rat! Bring food, get thrown in the drink!

2) Required are the license for hunting and fishing, APH too! Look it up...

3) Hunter Orange is the LAW, wear it. Contrary to what TXUSNAVYCHIEFE says, it is the law and it is required; 144 square inches chest and back plus a lid.

4) Firearms, prohibited they are; crossbows as well. The only way you can use a crossbow is IF you usually use a regular bow but have a DOCTOR'S LETTER saying you can't use a regular bow. Otherwise, no crossbows, don't ask why, don't try and change our minds and don't whine; just stay away if you can't get along without a crossbow. Also, if you have a light saber you can bring that.

Join the Rebellion!

Think you have what it takes to defeat the Evil Empire and General Hogg? Then maybe you do, but there's only one way to know for sure; come and test yourself on the field of battle!
Everyone is invited, period! Keep in mind this is an adult hunting weekend, there will be large amounts of beer and spirits drank, shenanigans pulled, loud, bad language and various other nefarious pranks and stuff.
DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU ARE THIN SKINNED, CAN'T TAKE A JOKE OR ARE EASILY OFFENDED! Like I said, everyone is welcome!

Location of the Rebel Base:
On the ice planet of Hoth...no, wait...
Granger Lake, Texas. Specifically the Primitive Camp on the river just downstream of the No. 7 access point.

Maps for those so inclined:
This a map link...
...and so is this.

To reach the super-secret hidden rebel base you will need a boat of some kind, or you can walk a gazillion miles from the Comanche Bluff Trail Head; your choice.

Duty Roster:
Same as the previous 15 years...
Copy and Paste the list...
Then add your name...
Then hit submit!

Has Boat
Rat +1

Needs Ride
Loser +1

If you are a loser with no boat we will pick you up at No. 7 on Dr Pepper times; or, you can attempt to contact someone via cell or text; Good luck with that.

This is Rogue One; We are a go for GRXH 2016!

Let's Get Lickey

Wildman 12-25-2015 07:25 PM

And it begins.....

paintman 12-25-2015 07:28 PM

I'll be there

Wildman 12-25-2015 07:30 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4

Needs ride
Loser +1

paintman 12-25-2015 07:48 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman


Needs ride
Loser +1

Sneaky 12-25-2015 07:50 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky


Needs ride
Loser +



LET'S DO THIS!!!!!

TXFireFighter 12-25-2015 07:51 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
Needs ride
Loser +1

Listo!

Rat 12-25-2015 11:34 PM

Good times!

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12...ca4967871b.jpg

bho0351 12-25-2015 11:57 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1

Yeeeeeee Haaaaawwwwg!!!!

Let's do this mothalicka's

Sackett 12-26-2015 12:58 AM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1*
Sackett + update

Hail yeah, I'm going to be ready for it this year and not a worn out, tired sum-beatch like last year. Hail, I might even try and out drink TXPepper, aka "Vegaterian" since he's the Indian name for "Poor Hunter"

paintman 12-26-2015 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sackett (Post 10911949)
Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1*
Sackett + update

Hail yeah, I'm going to be ready for it this year and not a worn out, tired sum-beatch like last year. Hail, I might even try and out drink TXPepper, aka "Vegaterian" since he's the Indian name for "Poor Hunter"

lmfao:)

Z7buckmaster 12-26-2015 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat (Post 10911820)

In. Will need a ride this year again. That was the begining and the end of my boat all in one wild weekend.

Z7buckmaster 12-26-2015 01:34 AM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster

Archer23 12-26-2015 04:27 AM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1

Archer23 12-26-2015 04:29 AM

Rat can you post the link to the previous years hunts?

Hog Lick 12-26-2015 10:02 AM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick

Rat 12-26-2015 10:07 AM

You mean these...?

GRXH 2008

GRXH 2008 Recap

GRXH 2009

GRXH 2009 Recap

GRXH 2010

GRXH 2010 Recap - The Bounty Hunt

GRXH 2011 - We Don't Rent Pigs

GRXH 2011 Recap

GRXH 2012

GRXH 2012 Recap

GRXH 2013

GRXH 2013 Recap

GRXH 2014

GRXH 2014 - The EPIC recap

GRXH 2015

GRXH 2015 Recap

Wildman 12-26-2015 12:10 PM

Freak'in rotten! All these Pecans are rotten! Rat, was it that on my face? Blood Trail! Beavers...... and Billy.

bho0351 12-26-2015 04:06 PM

Wooohoooo GRXH!!!!!

http://youtu.be/txakICgazz8

Bisch 12-26-2015 04:56 PM

You lose me every year on Rule #1!

Y'all have fun. It is always a treat to read the recap thread!

Bisch

PRPechek 12-26-2015 05:08 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)


Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1

Archer23 12-26-2015 05:38 PM

Yes. Thanks. Makes for good ****ter reading.

Sneaky 12-26-2015 05:40 PM

Pepper, you better have a bow by then, or else you will be the designated onion picker and fluffer. Oh wait, that's how it normally is.... [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

Txpepper 12-26-2015 05:47 PM

It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it

bho0351 12-26-2015 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Txpepper (Post 10913512)
It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it


Billy will be happy to hear that.

Archer23 12-26-2015 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneaky (Post 10913498)
Pepper, you better have a bow by then, or else you will be the designated onion picker and fluffer. Oh wait, that's how it normally is.... [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

I have an extra. He has no excuses not to hunt

Rat 12-26-2015 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bisch (Post 10913354)
You lose me every year on Rule #1!

Y'all have fun. It is always a treat to read the recap thread!

Bisch

Come on out Bisch; if we don't kill anything on Saturday you can go home! It will be nice to see the master in action! :cool:

Don't worry, we welcome all types!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Q...2/IMG_4975.JPG

Sneaky 12-26-2015 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat (Post 10913834)
Come on out Bisch; if we don't kill anything on Saturday you can go home! It will be nice to see the master in action! :cool:

Yes! Then Wudstix can see what a REAL trad hunter looks like! [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

Rat 12-26-2015 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneaky (Post 10913841)
Yes! Then Wudstix can see what a REAL trad hunter looks like! [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

Speak that name in reverent tones Brutha, Wudstix pulled a trad double two years ago!

Bisch will have a lot of catching up to do to equal Wudstix in the Granger Rangers!

Sneaky 12-26-2015 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat (Post 10913854)
Speak that name in reverent tones Brutha, Wudstix pulled a trad double two years ago!

Bisch will have a lot of catching up to do to equal Wudstix in the Granger Rangers!

He sure did, and I'm not a 50th the trad hunter he is, but that will not save him from being heckled. [emoji2] [emoji2]

Stone Cold Bobby 12-26-2015 08:49 PM

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I'll be there!!!!!

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)
Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)

Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1

Sackett 12-26-2015 09:18 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)
Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)

Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1
Sackett+1

How about we make it a little more Extreme this year? Throw in a couple more games, like drawing straws to jump in the river, longest shot on target, etc.... let's add some more group competition.

Rat 12-27-2015 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Cold Bobby (Post 10914043)
I'll be there!!!!!

Wouldn't be the same without ya Brutha! That's a great shot of you piloting your boat!

Sneaky 12-27-2015 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sackett (Post 10914150)
Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)
Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)

Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1
Sackett+1

How about we make it a little more Extreme this year? Throw in a couple more games, like drawing straws to jump in the river, longest shot on target, etc.... let's add some more group competition.

I like the sound of that, Sackett!

Rat 12-27-2015 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sackett (Post 10914150)
How about we make it a little more Extreme this year? Throw in a couple more games, like drawing straws to jump in the river, longest shot on target, etc.... let's add some more group competition.

I think we can make that happen. What do we call them, The Hunger Games? :cool:

So let's hear 'em ladies; any ideas for games? I have some but will wait until I see what y'all come up with.

Sneaky 12-27-2015 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat (Post 10915546)
I think we can make that happen. What do we call them, The Hunger Games? :cool:

So let's hear 'em ladies; any ideas for games? I have some but will wait until I see what y'all come up with.

How about everyone who does not kill at least one animal and bring it to camp has to draw straws for a dunk in the river. :)

Secondly, how about we do some team competition, where teams of 4-6 compete for most *hog* kills, and the winning team gets to make a losing team of their choosing take a swim!

Birddog66 12-27-2015 12:38 PM

I'm in!

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)
Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)

Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1
Sackett+1
Birddog66



Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat (Post 10915546)
So let's hear 'em ladies; any ideas for games? I have some but will wait until I see what y'all come up with.

Target shooting contest. Anybody that misses the entire target at 30yrds or closer with compound bow...........you guessed it, goes for a swim.

Stone Cold Bobby 12-27-2015 02:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat (Post 10915539)
Wouldn't be the same without ya Brutha! That's a great shot of you piloting your boat!

Can't Wait , Ready to kill, kill and KILL. My ankle slowed me down last year, and was unable to feed the troops. Had surgery on it and was in a cast for 8 weeks,the 1st part of deer season. I will "KILL" this year. General Hogg look out, I will be 100% this year, you will loose troops!!!!!! your Evil Empire will be thin out!!!so run you Bas#@$% run!!!

Archer23 12-27-2015 05:52 PM

What about a draft. The generals pick teams. General vs. General. Losing general and team goes into the river. Or maybe the longest attending rangers are the captains. That allow for several teams
Then it's team vs. team for kills. Losing teams have to go in river.

bigbowman91 12-28-2015 12:01 PM

[QUOTE=Birddog66;10915721]I'm in!

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)
Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)
Grinderboy +2 (possibly more)
Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1
Sackett+1
Birddog66

Stone Cold Bobby 12-28-2015 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crod888 (Post 10916661)
What about a draft. The generals pick teams. General vs. General. Losing general and team goes into the river. Or maybe the longest attending rangers are the captains. That allow for several teams
Then it's team vs. team for kills. Losing teams have to go in river.

Why don' t we just play hide the can of beans, you kwon like we they did year before last!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

Dirtymike 12-28-2015 03:48 PM

Has boat
Rat +1
Wildman +4
paintman
Sneaky
TXFireFighter +2
bho0351 (possibly +3)
Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)
Grinderboy +2 (possibly more)
Dirty + some
Needs ride
Loser +1
Z7buckmaster
Crod +1
Hog Lick
PRPechek +1
Sackett+1

Archer23 12-28-2015 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Cold Bobby (Post 10919472)
Why don' t we just play hide the can of beans, you kwon like we they did year before last!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

I won't have to worry about hiding them of I'm on a losing team. If I'm already going in the drink for losing then I may as well be full and happy ;)

Stone Cold Bobby 12-28-2015 06:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by crod888 (Post 10919928)
i won't have to worry about hiding them of i'm on a losing team. If i'm already going in the drink for losing then i may as well be full and happy ;)

Looks cold!!!!!!

Archer23 12-28-2015 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Cold Bobby (Post 10920325)
Looks cold!!!!!!

Lol where did you did you find that.
I only remember 3 things...I don't want Rat and Danny throwing me in....all my brothers voting me down like an execution on Game of Thrones and my wife being the instigator lol.
I'm fatter now. I can handle the cold a little better ;)

Stone Cold Bobby 12-28-2015 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crod888 (Post 10920374)
Lol where did you did you find that.
I only remember 3 things...I don't want Rat and Danny throwing me in....all my brothers voting me down like an execution on Game of Thrones and my wife being the instigator lol.
I'm fatter now. I can handle the cold a little better ;)

Yes, seeing your wife with her thumb down with everyone else was so funny. :D :D:D

paintman 12-29-2015 01:25 PM

ttt

doppelganger 12-29-2015 02:08 PM

Has boat

Rat +1

Wildman +4

paintman

Sneaky

TXFireFighter +2

bho0351 (possibly +3)

Stone Cold Bobby (possibly+2)

Grinderboy +2 (possibly more)

Dirty + some

Needs ride

Loser +1

Z7buckmaster

Crod +1

Hog Lick

PRPechek +1

Sackett+1
Doppelganger

Sneaky 12-29-2015 06:44 PM

General Hogg, you should know my face and my name by now - I am SNEAKY and I am coming for you!!

75 yards!!!

You see what I just did to your 200lb fat arse girlfriend??? I will feast on her flesh!!!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6709300bfd.jpg

Rat 12-29-2015 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneaky (Post 10924606)
General Hogg, you should know my face and my name by now - I am SNEAKY and I am coming for you!!

75 yards!!!

You see what I just did to your 200lb fat arse girlfriend??? I will feast on her flesh!!!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6709300bfd.jpg

Nice brutha, but don't waste all those lucky shots before the GRXH!


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