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Hooverfb 06-13-2018 11:33 AM

Whats the worst thing you've ever caught from youe kids?
 
I'm finally recovered mostly from being sick for the last several days, it was a doozie. Woke up Saturday morning with small bumps on my hands and feet, like HFMD which my son had just had a week ago. Didn't think much of it at the time, took him to the mall to play since he was all better, and ate some food at the food court. Feeling a little dizzy and tired, so take a nap once he does when we get home. I'm thinking what we ate was off too, cause he wasa little off when he woke up, and after walking through the neighborhood together, he spat up a little bit that he must of puked a bit in his throat. He's fine afyer that. Well i start feeling nauseous, but can't tell if its sick nauseau or haven't eaten enough. Started getting a headache. By night time I've got a headache, muscles are cramped, and nausea comes and goes. Im supposed to pick my sister up at the airport, but her flight is delayed until 1:20am, so i sleep till 12:30. Wake up and feel a little better, but keep having burps like a sulfur pit. By the time i get my sister home, stomach is tightening and burps are worse. An hour later i wake up and it feels like someone filled my intestines with compressed air and glass shards, then statted tieing knots. I couldn't lay downand get clmfortable, walkig seemed to make it worse, i was miserable. There were a few moments i legitimately thought i might cry it hurt so bad lol. I've had food poisoning before but nothing like this. The nezt day im still burping and in pain but its not too bad as long as i sleep, so im pretty much unconcious and barely drinking water or eating crackers. Start having weird hallucinatory dreams that scared the heck outta me. Was supposed to go on an offshore fishing trip the nezt day, so got charged extra since i had to cancel within 24. Finally the next day im able to eat a little and drink more water, but its like my body is repulsed by eating anything. My back and neck were so tight i couldn't move my head and sinuses felt like they were filled with cement. I made myself get out and try to walk abit but i probably looked like a crack head stumbled into the sunlight for the first time, and it felt like it too. Yesterday i finally ate some real food and was able to drink plenty, but still exhausted from all the weight i lost in such a short time (6-7 lbs). Today went to work feeling fine but its like my senses are on overload from all the lights, colors and sounds. Like my brain is catching up with everything and is 3 seconds behind, and can't take in everyhing. Needless to say, has not been a fun few days lol. Missed out on sticking pigs at sqiggys due to my sister coming in, and couldnt go fishing with her because i got sick and turned into a brain dead ****.

So what's the worst thing you've potentially caught from your kid?

txpitdog 06-13-2018 11:39 AM

Caught an unexpected pitch with my groin once when my son was 5. Does that count?

Hooverfb 06-13-2018 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by txpitdog (Post 13427914)
Caught an unexpected pitch with my groin once when my son was 5. Does that count?

Counts if you wanted more kids.

Goldeneagle 06-13-2018 12:09 PM

For 20 years my wife was the cashier in grade school cafeteria's. If kids get it, she's had it.

Jerry Worley 06-13-2018 12:29 PM

chicken pox

cbrown 06-13-2018 12:29 PM

Hand Foot and Mouth from my son. It ended up being a bacterial infection in my mouth. All of the taste buds on my tongue got very big and fell off. Along with a sore throat from the fires of hell.....

Playa 06-13-2018 12:31 PM

Attitude

buzzbait 06-13-2018 12:34 PM

Roto virus. Kid got it at daycare. Brought it home to mama and I.

Wood Man 06-13-2018 12:39 PM

I got poison ivy once from treating my son that had poison ivy. I didn't know that could happen but I'm not all that bright.

AntlerCollector 06-13-2018 01:07 PM

I caught a desire to watch spongebob squarepants.

MQ32Shooter 06-13-2018 01:07 PM

Mine gave me a good case of "poverty"!

Dustinb09 06-13-2018 01:11 PM

Anxiety, I had to wait six weeks for the stitches to come out........

BrandonA 06-13-2018 01:13 PM

Lice

BitBackShot 06-13-2018 01:19 PM

Scabies.

3rdShot 06-13-2018 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzbait (Post 13428052)
Roto virus. Kid got it at daycare. Brought it home to mama and I.

X2 - several years ago, son brought it home from elementary school, he didnít get it too bad, but for me it was a beast...like the OP said - lost about 6lbs in 24hrs losing fluids from yakking and diarrhea. Got the dry heaves so bad I think I pulled an abdominal muscle, which only added to the discomfort. Bad stuff!

duckboy007 06-13-2018 02:17 PM

Seems like it's something from one of the boys (4 years and 1 year) at least once a month. Usually digestive stuff.

STGS 06-13-2018 03:20 PM

Hand Foot and Mouth Disease. Lost all the skin on my hands, feet and ear lobes. Bedridden for 7 -8 days and used liquid lidocaine as a mouthwash to help the ulcers/blisters in my mouth. Dang that cesspool of a daycare!!!!

BowOnly81 06-13-2018 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dustinb09 (Post 13428147)
Anxiety, I had to wait six weeks for the stitches to come out........

That literally made me laugh out loud. So true!!

Still Hunter 06-13-2018 03:38 PM

88+ mph slider inside left thigh,("don't miss the sign old man!"), looked like a purple football for six weeks.

Pink Eye!

wow 06-13-2018 04:22 PM

Chciken pox at 35

brnhtown 06-13-2018 04:26 PM

Stomach virus, seems to happen at least once a year. Not a whole lot I hate worse than trying to figure out if I want to use the toilet to throw up or....well you know. and very limited time to make that decision...your welcome for sharing:D

Snowflake Killa 06-13-2018 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STGS (Post 13428374)
Hand Foot and Mouth Disease. Lost all the skin on my hands, feet and ear lobes. Bedridden for 7 -8 days and used liquid lidocaine as a mouthwash to help the ulcers/blisters in my mouth. Dang that cesspool of a daycare!!!!

That sounds horrible

Fishndude 06-13-2018 10:26 PM

Red asz!! :)

Johnny 06-13-2018 10:37 PM

A shot to the groin from a baseball coming off his bat....dropped me like a sack of taters.

https://youtu.be/n88CrHtqoDc

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Snowflake Killa 06-14-2018 06:11 AM

Did I tell you what I caught

CEO 06-14-2018 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzbait (Post 13428052)
Roto virus. Kid got it at daycare. Brought it home to mama and I.

This. I remember watching TV in our small apartment feeling perfectly fine. My mouth starts watering and I realize I'm about to vomit. I Sprint to the bathroom, which is about 8 steps away, and barely make it. It was 18 hours of craziness. It went through both sides of our family in less than a week.

The Gipper 06-14-2018 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MQ32Shooter (Post 13428133)
Mine gave me a good case of "poverty"!

I feel your pain!!!

Bro. Bill 06-14-2018 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny (Post 13429090)
A shot to the groin from a baseball coming off his bat....dropped me like a sack of taters.

https://youtu.be/n88CrHtqoDc

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OH Smack!

Texas8point 06-14-2018 06:52 AM

a wooden Thomas the train car to the forehead :(

Backwoods101 06-14-2018 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowflake Killa (Post 13429234)
Did I tell you what I caught

Kinda

Hooverfb 06-14-2018 07:45 AM

You guys that hadhand foot mouth, was the pain just in the blisters or was it like nerve pain? Was feeling basically 90% last night, woke up this morning at 3am with burning pain in both legs from juat above the knee down. The bumps from my hands and feet are gone, but i have some blisters in my mouth still.

STGS 06-16-2018 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hooverfb (Post 13429346)
You guys that hadhand foot mouth, was the pain just in the blisters or was it like nerve pain? Was feeling basically 90% last night, woke up this morning at 3am with burning pain in both legs from juat above the knee down. The bumps from my hands and feet are gone, but i have some blisters in my mouth still.

It sounds like you might have it. Go see a doc and they will tell you ASAP. Not something to mess around with. Highly contagious.

WBA2000 06-16-2018 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by STGS (Post 13428374)
Hand Foot and Mouth Disease. Lost all the skin on my hands, feet and ear lobes. Bedridden for 7 -8 days and used liquid lidocaine as a mouthwash to help the ulcers/blisters in my mouth. Dang that cesspool of a daycare!!!!



Same here but I also lost all my fingernails and toenails. Couldnít eat for 3-4 days.

Jamesdad07 06-16-2018 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny (Post 13429090)
A shot to the groin from a baseball coming off his bat....dropped me like a sack of taters.

https://youtu.be/n88CrHtqoDc

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His reaction was priceless haha


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