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CEO 06-09-2018 05:11 PM

DIY Vehicle Urinal Thread
 
Anyone remember the thread where the OP was taking a long road trip and was looking for ideas to fabricate an apparatus so he could pee while driving? It popped in my head a few days ago but I can't find it in the archives. I remember it being entertaining and wanted to read it again.

MetalMan2004 06-09-2018 05:19 PM

I missed that thread but if you are looking for ideas I tried Travel John brand urinal bags on a trip last year. Problem is its hard to get a good angle so you’re peeing down into the bag while still driving. I’m interested in a better solution myself.

TP3 06-09-2018 05:22 PM

http://discussions.texasbowhunter.co...ghlight=Urinal

oktx 06-09-2018 05:34 PM

Smart, have you checked this one off your list?

CEO 06-09-2018 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TP3 (Post 13421201)

Ha. That's it. Thanks

.243 WSSM 06-09-2018 06:07 PM

Are you taking a dump standing up in your avatar?

CEO 06-09-2018 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by .243 WSSM (Post 13421246)
Are you taking a dump standing up in your avatar?

It's quite possible. I was dropping a lot of acid when that picture was taken.

trophy8 06-09-2018 06:20 PM

Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha

JakeGraves 06-09-2018 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by trophy8 (Post 13421261)
Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha

What I do. I donít know why but I always have to act like Iím looking for something in the passenger seat...

Mayhem 06-09-2018 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trophy8 (Post 13421261)
Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha



No doubt. I pizz on the side of I-10 going to the deer lease.


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JLivi1224 06-09-2018 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JakeGraves (Post 13421270)
What I do. I donít know why but I always have to act like Iím looking for something in the passenger seat...

Ha! Ditto.

slicktricker 06-09-2018 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trophy8 (Post 13421261)
Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayhem (Post 13421272)
No doubt. I pizz on the side of I-10 going to the deer lease.


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I agree with pulling over just be careful nowadays you have to register as a sex offender if you get caught exposing yourself in public. Glad that wasn't the case when they caught me peeing off the boat at Lake Lavon.

Razorback01 06-09-2018 06:50 PM

Depends!

schmalzy 06-09-2018 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeGraves (Post 13421270)
What I do. I donít know why but I always have to act like Iím looking for something in the passenger seat...

Same.

Tbar 06-09-2018 09:20 PM

Years ago when we were young and dumb in college we drove from Nacogdoches to the world chili cook offs in Terlinga. We were in my friends truck with a camper topper...two rode in front and two of us rode in the back. We had cases of cold beer and plenty of time to drink them but needed a way to pass it on so to speak.

Wound up pushing a piece of garden hose out one corner of the topper rear glass door......with a funnel stuck in it. It was tricky trying to aim at that thing with the truck moving......especially if the knothead driver saw what you were trying to do and swerved to miss an imaginary object in the road. :mad:

Then there was that unfortunate hitch hiker we passed while the thing was being put to use........ :(

ballgame 06-09-2018 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CEO (Post 13421187)
Anyone remember the thread where the OP was taking a long road trip and was looking for ideas to fabricate an apparatus so he could pee while driving? It popped in my head a few days ago but I can't find it in the archives. I remember it being entertaining and wanted to read it again.

I met the OP once, pretty smart cookie! :D

BigThicketBoy 06-10-2018 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CEO (Post 13421187)
Anyone remember the thread where the OP was taking a long road trip and was looking for ideas to fabricate an apparatus so he could pee while driving? It popped in my head a few days ago but I can't find it in the archives. I remember it being entertaining and wanted to read it again.

Yeah gas station

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Pedernal 06-10-2018 06:52 AM

Tree need watering too

Backwoods101 06-10-2018 06:57 AM

Gallon sized ziplocs or just pee when you get out to get another beer ;)b

M.E.B. 06-10-2018 07:01 AM

Years ago I was in Galveston going to fish off of west beach. When I was towards the end of the sea wall I got a pain and an urge like no other.

I barely made it to the end of the sea wall. Parked the truck on the side of the road. Tossed the dead shrimp in the 5 gal Home Depot bucket out and sat in the bed of me truck on the bucket. You could not see me from the waist down but evidently every knew what I was doing because they kept honking.

I got to work the next day and it seems that there was a fight for the toilet all day the day of my fishing trip. We had gumbo at work the day before and something was not quite right............

Goldeneagle 06-10-2018 08:04 AM

Just get out and pee on a tire.;)b

Lynn21 06-10-2018 08:43 AM

Just drill a hole in the floor and pour it out.....

Sackett 06-10-2018 08:48 AM

Condom catheter emptying into a urinal bag.

Smart 06-10-2018 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by oktx (Post 13421220)
Smart, have you checked this one off your list?




Done!!




I do something weird like pee when I get diesel....#nogolfballbladder...:D

TheHammer 06-10-2018 10:52 AM

If you can't take a minute or 2 to pull over and go on the side of the road, you need to leave earlier. Lol

ReydonPete 06-10-2018 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trophy8 (Post 13421261)
Pull over on the side of the road. 30 seconds and done haha

This is usually a reliable way to go
Donít overthink it

RedRaider323 06-10-2018 11:21 AM

Had an old Jeep that was a Daily Driver once and we went on a long roadtrip. I used the floor drain, hooked a surgical tube and funnel up, and away I went.

CEO 06-10-2018 11:38 AM

These are all high quality answers and very much appreciated. I will say again though, wasn't looking for a way to urinate in my vehicle, just wanted to read the old thread. My truck is a week old so I don't plan on whipping the hose out inside any time soon.


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