Random wrong number texts

[BigL]

Yall ever get random texts from people you don't know?

Got one recently that said, "Hey bae, is the coast clear"

My response, "wife just left hurry over. Dont knock just come in, I'll be in the bedroom waiting"


Never heard back from that one.

[IowaHunter]

That’s funny!

[trophy8]

Haha. I got a random dinner invite. I chose the place. Guess they figured it out when nobody showed up lmao

[Jcjohnson]

Accidentally sent a flirty message meant for my wife to my boss once if that counts, talk about embarrassing....

[slicktree]

Rarely but I always mess with them when I do

[slicktricker]

I used to get them when I first got this number. I kept letting people know they had the wrong digits.
One in particular kept on to the point of me finally playing along. I recall him being in a band. He would refer to me as bro. One night he sends a picture in his new outfit. Asks what do you think bro? I responded the outfit and the haircut are GAY!!
Last text I got.

[Geezy Rider]

What's a "bae"?

[kruppa24]

Lol

[125Dad]

Bea is short for like baby

I accidentally texted a number about lunch and some guy wanted to whip my butt I had a lot of fun.

[Quackerbox]

I had people calling looking for "Harvey" I told at least 20 they had the wrong number. Then I started making appointments to meet people and taking their addresses. Only one called to gripe about not showing.

I eventually figured out who Harvey worked for

[CEO]

I read this earlier and thought; been a long time since someone I didn't know sent me a text. Right on cue I get a quote from Full Metal Jacket from a number I don't know.

[okrattler]

I was getting them pretty regularly for a while. I got a random picture of some enchiladas one night with some Spanish words under it. I said they looked delicious and nobody texted me back. Had one guy randomly ask who I was once. I responded by asking who he was. Well....he wanted to know who I was first. I said "My mom said I'm not supposed to talk to strangers." He left me alone.

I got a random call one day from a lady that thought she was calling the guidance center. She threatened to kill herself and started crying uncontrollably. When I started getting mad and told her she better not kill herself while she was on the phone with me she straightened up and said she was sorry just like the whole conversation never happened....that was a weird one. I don't really remember the whole conversation but she said she was gonna do it. I said "Hey!....You better not!" I think that's probably when she realized she wasn't talking to who she thought she was talking to.

[SCREAMINREELS]

I managed to set a date up with a random wrong text I got after she sent me a selfie...some chump gave the wrong number at a club and I capitalized on it. I was about 20 at the time. Best wrong text ever. I get the occasional random texts about once a year from someone I don't know

[justletmein]

Had a buddy used to always reply "send nudes" then he got what he asked for one day but not what he bargained for. He doesn't say that anymore lol.

What's a "bae"?

It's ghetto speak.

[Smithwr]

I got one that was asking for “white girl” narcotics. I told them sure I’ll bring it over but I didn’t remember their address. They gave it to me, a house in waxahachie. Then I told them wrong number but the Ellis county sheriff would be right over. They called and threatened my life hahaha